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<p>This happens to more people than you'd think. In a metaphorical sense, of course.﻿</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/rss-comments-entry-6468662.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>The Birds and the Bees</title><category>Kids</category><category>Things we don't talk about</category><dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:04:45 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2010/2/9/the-birds-and-the-bees.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65640:565830:6592136</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S24xDPTW3ZI/AAAAAAAAPkE/2xFcTWUOLEM/s1600-h/pubertytitle.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435335731999858066" style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 297px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S24xDPTW3ZI/AAAAAAAAPkE/2xFcTWUOLEM/s320/pubertytitle.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.<br /><br />"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."<br /><br />Confused, the father asked what was wrong.<br /><br />The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.<br /><br />If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."</p>
<p>(Thanks, April!)</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/rss-comments-entry-6592136.xml</wfw:commentRss></item><item><title>Dead Sea</title><category>Places</category><dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:01:00 +0000</pubDate><link>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2010/2/8/dead-sea.html</link><guid isPermaLink="false">65640:565830:6591933</guid><description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S24rlL73juI/AAAAAAAAPjE/12rWdvjUt3Y/s1600-h/deadsea_criggo.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5435329718141816546" style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 323px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9GHoR-RJLy8/S24rlL73juI/AAAAAAAAPjE/12rWdvjUt3Y/s400/deadsea_criggo.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>﻿<p style="clear: both">(via <a href="http://criggo.com/" target="_blank">Criggo</a>)</p>]]></description><wfw:commentRss>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/rss-comments-entry-6591933.xml</wfw:commentRss></item></channel></rss>