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<!--Generated by Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/) on Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:36:05 GMT--><rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rss="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:cc="http://web.resource.org/cc/"><rss:channel rdf:about="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/"><rss:title>Miss Cellania</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/</rss:link><rss:description>Humor and links on a different subject each day.</rss:description><dc:language>en-US</dc:language><dc:date>2012-02-15T16:36:05Z</dc:date><admin:generatorAgent rdf:resource="http://www.squarespace.com/">Squarespace Site Server v5.11.81 (http://www.squarespace.com/)</admin:generatorAgent><rss:items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/totoro-shoulder-bag.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/not-now.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/mr-happy-man.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/miss-cellanias-links.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/dont-laugh-at-me.html"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/up-butt-coconut.html"/></rdf:Seq></rss:items></rss:channel><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/totoro-shoulder-bag.html"><rss:title>Totoro Shoulder Bag</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/totoro-shoulder-bag.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-02-15T16:00:26Z</dc:date><dc:subject>NeatoShop Items</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-59381" title="Totoro-Shoulder-Bag_18873-l" src="http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Totoro-Shoulder-Bag_18873-l-500x333.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="333" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Totoro-Shoulder-Bag?tag=1586">Totoro Shoulder Bag</a> - $23.95</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Are you a total Totoro fanatic in need of a new handbag? Your dreams have finally come true! Behold the Totoro Shoulder Bag from the <a href="http://www.neatoshop.com/?tag=1586">NeatoShop</a>. This adorable and functional little purse is shaped like your favorite Japanese animated character.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more fantastic <a href="http://www.neatoshop.com/tag/Totoro?tag=1586">Totoro</a> items and useful <a href="http://www.neatoshop.com/catg/Bags-Totes?tag=1586">Bags &amp; Totes</a>.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Totoro-Shoulder-Bag?tag=1586">Buy it here!</a></p>
<p>Remember, a portion of every NeatoShop item you buy through this website helps to support Miss Cellania.  Order your <a href="http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Miss-Cellania-Logo?tag=1586">Miss Cellania T-shirt</a> at the NeatoShop, too!</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/not-now.html"><rss:title>Not Now</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/not-now.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-02-15T15:00:22Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Internet</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--6SW1XkPVZk/Ty1ZsEUDygI/AAAAAAAAZPk/ddzaSseM5II/s1600/not-now-mom_toothpaste.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5705314916555278850" style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 325px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--6SW1XkPVZk/Ty1ZsEUDygI/AAAAAAAAZPk/ddzaSseM5II/s400/not-now-mom_toothpaste.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a> <p style="clear: both">From <a href="http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/" target="_blank">Toothpaste for Dinner</a>.</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/mr-happy-man.html"><rss:title>Mr. Happy Man</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/mr-happy-man.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-02-15T14:01:05Z</dc:date><dc:subject>People</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="480" height="270"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=36673515&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=1&amp;color=ffffff&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0" /><embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=36673515&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=1&amp;color=ffffff&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="480" height="270"></embed></object></p>Johnny Barnes is one of the most popular citizens of Bermuda. The 88-year-old spends six hours a day greeting everyone. From <a href="http://www.mattmorrisfilms.com/Site/Mr._Happy_Man.html" target="_blank">Matt Morris Films</a>. (via <a href="http://www.metafilter.com/112749/Mr-Happy-Man" target="_blank">Metafilter</a>)</p>
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<p>An Open Letter to Hollywood: stop blaming piracy and <a href="http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/178603/an-open-letter-to-hollywood-stop-blaming-piracy-and-make-films-worthy-of-cinematic-experience/" target="_blank">make films worthy of cinematic experience</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/the-honest-trailer-for-star-wars-episode-i-3d" target="_blank">An honest movie trailer</a> for the re-release of <em>The Phantom Menace</em>. &ldquo;George Lucas defiles your childhood for the second time in a third dimension!&rdquo;</p>]]></content:encoded></rss:item><rss:item rdf:about="http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/dont-laugh-at-me.html"><rss:title>Don't Laugh at Me</rss:title><rss:link>http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/15/dont-laugh-at-me.html</rss:link><dc:creator>Miss Cellania</dc:creator><dc:date>2012-02-15T11:00:57Z</dc:date><dc:subject>Cats</dc:subject><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2012/01/14/funny-pictures-since-you-insist-on-laughing/?utm_source=embed&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;utm_campaign=sharewidget"><img class="event-item-lol-image" title="funny pictures - Since you insist on laughing, I'm LEAVING...as soon as someone cuts me a bigger door." src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/funny-pictures-since-you-insist-on-laughing-im-leaving-as-soon-as-someone-cuts-me-a-bigger-door.jpg" alt="funny pictures - Since you insist on laughing, I'm LEAVING...as soon as someone cuts me a bigger door." width="500px" height="374px" /></a><br />(via <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/" target="_blank">I Can Has Cheezburger</a>)</p>
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<p>See more <a href="http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2008/01/lunch_hour_veg_236.html" target="_blank">monkeys and apes in action</a>.</p>
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