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Eat here and look what happens! (via Bits and Pieces)

]]>Link Dumphttp://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2009/7/3/link-dump.htmlMiss Cellania2009-07-03T20:00:21Z2009-07-03T20:00:21ZRobo-geisha: a movie trailer from Japan. NSFW.

Words That Changed Their Meanings. Popular usage trumps original usage, especially when "...the actual meaning is the complete opposite of the literal meaning."

The Top 10 Weird Sex-Related Mishaps. Not for the squeamish. (via Unique Daily)

It Came from Wasilla. Vanity Fair takes an in-depth look at Sarah Palin and what went wrong when she was selected to run in the 2008 election.

The debate over health care is satirized using the analogy of police protection. "Under our system, we can choose our own police officers, as long as we pay for protection out of our own pockets. Do we want some government bureaucrat choosing the police for us?"

Creatures from the Sewer. Reading an explanation of what this is doesn't make the sewer-cam video any less disturbing.

]]>The Fireworks Songhttp://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2009/7/3/the-fireworks-song.htmlMiss Cellania2009-07-03T19:00:02Z2009-07-03T19:00:02Z 

 

 

Rhett and Link sing about fireworks in South Carolina, but of course things are the same here in Kentucky.



 

]]>Reduction Procedurehttp://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2009/7/3/reduction-procedure.htmlMiss Cellania2009-07-03T16:02:23Z2009-07-03T16:02:23ZThere was a woman who was uncomfortable with her breast size, so she went to the doctor, and asked for a breast reduction procedure.

"All right," said the doctor, "there is an outpatient procedure that I can do which will immediately reduce your breast size by 20%. Would you like to try that?"

The woman agrees, and changes into a hospital gown.

"Please lower the gown," the doctor says, and the woman complies. The doctor's eyes grow large.

"The first step is to numb the breasts," says the doctor.

He thrusts his face between her breasts saying "num num num num..."

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