Miss CellaniaMiss Cellaniahttp://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012-02-14T12:00:36ZSquarespaceValentine's Day Linkshttp://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/14/valentines-day-links.htmlMiss Cellania2012-02-14T12:00:36Z2012-02-14T12:00:36ZDating Dos and Don'ts. Watch for the point where the illustrations start to differ from the captions.

The Ten Worst Romantic Comedies Ever. The ones you'll want to steer clear of if you have a Valentine date.

Heart Shaped Meals for Valentines Day. It's one of the cheapest ways to get your romantic sentiments across.

15 Romantic Records Perfect For Valentine’s Day

Ten Out-of-the-Ordinary Valentine’s Day Customs.

The Oatmeal's Horrible Valentine Cards.

12 Hilariously Bad Wedding Proposals.

Now that you can get duct tape in just about any color imaginable, why not make your Valentine some duct tape roses that are darn near indestructible? (via Metafilter)

14 Geeky Valentine’s Day Cards.

Mitch O'Connell posted 34 vintage valentine cards that appear to be the type children would exchange at school, yet many of them contain double-entendres, whether intentional or not. (via Boing Boing)

The History of Sweetheart Candies.

23 Painfully Honest Valentine's Day Cards.

12 Science Valentines.

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]]>Valentine Flowershttp://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2012/2/14/valentine-flowers.htmlMiss Cellania2012-02-14T05:04:32Z2012-02-14T05:04:32ZHe loved her very much. He wanted this Valentine's day to be special,

So he had ordered a bottle of her favorite liquor imported from France and it had arrived on time for the occasion. On his way home, he stopped at the local florist. He had planned to have a bouquet made with her favorite flower, white anemones. But to his dismay, he found that the florist had sold all her flowers and had only a few sterns of feathery ferns left for decoration.

In a moment of inspiration, he had the answer. He asked the florist to make a bouquet using the flask of liquor instead of flowers and what she produced was magnificent, well beyond his expectations. He added a card, and proceeded home.

When he arrived, his wife was beautiful in her most elegant gown, and it was apparent that she had spent much of the day preparing a romantic candle light dinner for the two of them.

He presented her with his gift, and she opened the card to read, "Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder."

With a tear in her eye, she whispered to him lovingly,

"Yes, and with fronds like these, who needs anemones?”

(via Phil’s Phun)


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Nine-year-old Jonny Mizzone can play the banjo! On fiddle, you hear his 12-year-old brother Robbie, and 14-year-old Tommy accompanies them on guitar. The song is Ralph Stanley's "How Mountain Girls Can Love." You can see more of the brothers at the YouTube channel Sleepy Man Banjo Boys. (via reddit)

 

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