First Date Sex

Girl, the food was great, the company even better
Why sit here all night long going on about the weather
I know it’s our first date and good girls gotta wait
But I just turned 83 and you said you’re 78
The moon is full; you know what I’m thinking
Let’s make love; we’re old and we’re shrinking
The hour is late, let’s just do it
On our first date

Unhook your girdle, take off your face
Let’s crawl in to bed and cut to the chase
It’ll be just great, let’s do it
On our first date
I took Viagra an hour ago, put your teeth in a jar by the bed
Looky here who is poking out and waking from the dead
I want you right now so don’t give me no lip
It’s too late for your hymen but I might break your hip
The hour is late, let’s just do it
On our first date

The hell with arthritis and arterial thrombosis
Acute angina and your halitosis
It’ll be great, let’s get to it
On our first date

We’re too old to be worrying bout moving so fast
So if you’re wearing depends, I’ll just hose off your ass
I may have Alzheimer’s and repeat myself
I may have Alzheimer’s and repeat myself
Good girls wait, old broads swing
You can take off your clothes ‘cause I can’t see a thing
The hour is late, let’s do it
On our first date

I may have Alzheimer’s and repeat myself
On our first date

Someone sent me this a long time ago, and I have no idea as to the source. If you know who the author is, please let me know.

See also: Sex and the Senior Citizen, Sexy Senior Citizens, Senior Sex, and Seniors and Sex.

Comments

[Don]

I heard that song on the Bob and Tom show periodically. I don't recall the original artist.

[Don]

First Date by Pat Godwin is the name and artist.