Twins

A man married a woman who had an identical twin, but less than a year later he was in court, filing for a divorce.

The judge said, "Tell the court why you want a divorce."

"Well, Your Honor," the man said, "every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife look so similar, I'd end up making love to her by mistake."

"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.

"You'd better believe there's a difference," the man said. "That's why I want a divorce."

(Thanks, Rich!)

Conjoined Twins

A guy starts talking to two blondes in a bar. They turn out to be conjoined twins, connected at the hip, and they wind up back at his apartment.

He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He thinks the first one might get bored watching, so he asks her what she'd like to do.

She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone!"

So she plays it while he makes love to her sister.

A few weeks later, the girls are walking past his apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy."

The other girl says, "Gee ... do you think he'll remember us?"

(via It Occurred to Me)

Pictured are Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

Comments

[DUKE]

My friend had a date with conjoined twins. I asked him if he "got lucky". He said, "Yes & no."