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This woman's boobs are too small! Wait, I'll fix it.

Dead Mike is not dead (but he came about as close as anyone can).

Where illegals go to get health care. (via YesButNoButYes)

Is there anything in the world cuter than a baby panda trying to climb out of its crib? Wen Li is like a toddler and the toddler's favorite stuffed toy rolled into one. (via Unique Daily)

Half Guilty. If one conjoined twin committed a murder and the other was innocent, how would you punish him/her/them? (via Neatorama)

Now, THIS is the way to tell whether a lobbyist is ethical. (via Probably Bad News)