Dad the Magician
Sunday, 06.28.09 @ 12:02AM
What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year.
"He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy.
"How interesting. What's his favorite trick?"
"He saws people in half."
"Gosh! Now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?"
"One half brother and two half sisters."
(via Phil’s Phun)
See also: Magician
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