Christmas Gift Guide 2009
Wednesday, 12.16.09 @ 08:57AM 
Yes, it's a little late to be posting gift guides, but I can't keep these wonderous items to myself. I've just been so busy! If there's something here you must have, you can probably get express shipping. 'Tis the season to go about and buy new devices, because they are better than the old devices, and because everyone expects to get a gift for Christmas. What kind of gifts you give say a lot about you. There are plenty of specialty guides out there, like the Top Ten Items That'll Get You Laid This Holiday Season, and Gifts for the Breast Man. But don't overdo it. Keep in mind the Signs You've Gotten Carried Away with Christmas Shopping. Otherwise, just have a laugh at these gift ideas.
Put the image of the Virgin Mary on toast anytime you want with Holy Toast! (via My Dartboard)
If that doesn't distract you long enough, get Tic Tac Toast for a complete game on each slice.
If I included books on this list, it would be much too long, but here's one that really caught my eye: How to Teach Physics to Your Dog, by Scienceblogger Chad Orzel.
Peek-a-boo Ties are perfect for corporat meetings, but they have a little secret inside that only the wearer (and anyone he shows it to) knows about. (via Everlasting Blort)
Everyone needs a Banana Slicer! (via Boing Boing, where you'll see more banana products)
Razorba, the long-handled shaver for those of you with hairy backs. (via the Presurfer)
Need a Personal Branding Iron? This company will make a tiny branding iron with your name on it! The product is a metal part that will replace the head of a disposable cigarette lighter. Fire up the lighter, and your branding iron will be hot in no time. Yes, it sounds dangerous, that's why the description says "for decorative purposes only." What could possibly go wrong? (via Bits and Pieces)
For the person who has everything (else), a Big Blue Eye Ring to look right back at you.
Or plastic eyes! They're on sale! (via Everlasting Blort)
Get ready for Three Wolf Moon Pajamas! Just in time for Christmas gift-giving, the wolves you know and love are howling at the moon on a one-piece footed pajama set!
# The Official Three Wolf Moon Pajamas.
# Increases Sex Appeal*
# 3 Wolf Moon has been Featured on The Office, ABC News, & The Chicago Tribune
# WARNING! Wolves on PJs May Occasionally Come to Life*
# Chicks Dig Guys in Wolf Pajamas*
* Results may vary.
Only $44.95. (via Buzzfeed)
For the kids, see my gift guide at Geeks Are Sexy aimed at children. They have other gift guides for geeky women, programmers, steampunk enthusiasts, fans, and geeks who don't have much money.
More gift guides
The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products.
The ScienceBlogs Guide to Holiday Shopping for Scientists.
Holiday Gifts that Send the Wrong Message.
Gifts for Other People's Children. When you want to look cool.
See also: Holiday Gift Guides for 2005 (parts one and two), 2006, and 2008. And Christmas Shopping.
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