Police Dog

Police officer George and officer Mary had been assigned to walk the beat.

They had only been out a short while when Mary said, "Damn, I was running late this morning and forgot to put on my panties! We have to go back to the station to get them."

George replied, "We don't have to go back just give Fido my trusty police dog one sniff, and he will go fetch them for you."

It was a hot day and Mary didn't fell like heading back to the station, so she lifted her skirt for the dog. Fido's nose shoots between her legs, sniffing and snorting. After 10 seconds of sniffing, Fido's ears pick up, he sniffs the wind, and he is off in a flash towards the station house.

Five minutes go by and no sign of Fido. Ten minutes pass, and the dog is nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes pass, and they are starting to worry.

Twenty minutes pass, and they hear sirens in the distance. The sirens get louder and louder. Suddenly, followed by a dozen police cars, Fido rounds the corner with the Desk Sergeant's balls in his mouth!

 

Comments

[Tom Bailey]

That last line created a terrible visual. You have a very funny blog. I connected through another blogger.

[Horace Rider]

Stick around Tom. You'll realize its more than funny. Its awesome. Miss C never has an off day. In addition to funny, expect thought provoking, cute, things that make you say Awww, and poignant. Anyone who leaves this site without a smile on their face should have their vital signs checked.

[Miss Cellania]

Thank you, Horace!

Sadly, the promotional budget is shot, so your check will not be in the mail.