Small Town Funeral Procession
Saturday, 10.31.09 @ 12:03PM 
There was a funeral procession making its way down the town's streets. A hearse was in the lead, taking the dearly departed to the cemetery.
As the procession was climbing a steep hill, the hearse passed over a pothole and bounced. The back of the hearse flew open and the coffin, with its rollers attached, came out of the back and began rolling down the hill. It accelerated to a frightening rate of speed and just zipped along the street. Citizens who had stopped in respect to the funeral procession had to jump to avoid being hit by the speeding casket.
When the rolling coffin finally began slowing down the street was coming to a "T" and directly ahead was a pharmacy. It crashed through the glass front door of the pharmacy and slid all the way back to the prescription counter. As the coffin hit the counter, the lid flew open and the corpse sat up right in front of the pharmacist on duty. The surprised pharmacist automatically said, "May I help you?"
The corpse asked, "Yes, do you have anything to stop my coffin?"
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