Time Machine
Thursday, 06.05.08 @ 12:04AM 
One would think that time travel should be a lot of fun. Zip back to that day you made a bad career move, or let the perfect mate go, and zip back to the present... and find out you’ve got a whole new set of problems you’ve inadvertently caused. Go back and fix that, and find out someone else had made some changes in the past that screwed up your best-laid plans. Or you could visit the future and grab some lottery numbers, but you might also find out news you’d just as soon not know. Or maybe there is some kind of structure to the fabric of time that makes such changes impossible even if you could move back and forth.
International Association of Time Travelers: Members' Forum. Everyone kills Hitler on their first trip. Don’t bother; it’ll be fixed.
Cases of alleged time travelers. (via JTR Forums)
Professor Xenit visits from the future. Watch those buttons! (Thanks, Jabberwocky!)
The arrow of time. Why does it always flow in one direction?
Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day. It’s OK that you missed it, since you can always go back.
How to travel back in time and deliver a dire warning to yourself.
Future Man! This is how I imagine it would really be.
Tales of the Future Past. A look at the future, as predicted in the past. Or maybe, a look at what the present would have been like if the predictions of the past came to pass. Anyway way you look at it, the future ain’t what it used to be! (via The Presurfer)
The 8 Most Common Sci-Fi Visions of the Future (And Why They'll Never Happen).
Troubleshooting guide for Timecorp’s VH3928 model time machine. (via Exploding Aardvark)
The Echo Park Time Travel Mart.
You can already buy the t-shirt of your time travel trip. (via Wendell Wit)
Time travel movies . Lots to choose from!
The Virology Time Travel Machine. Just set the year and go! (via JTR Forums)
CRAIGSLIST CAN HELP
(Thanks, Tim!)
Time travelers PLEASE HELP!!!!!!
If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
* Travel back in time.
* Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
* Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.
I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist. I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.
Please be advised that any temporal device that you may employ must account for X, Y, and Z coordinates as well as the temporal location. I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilitys and is useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful.
Also if you are one of the very, very, few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:
Robby0809@aol.com
Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks
Previously at Miss Cellania: Time Travel
Thought for today: There's no future in time travel.
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