Mars and Venus: Further Study
25 Phrases Men Can’t Stand to Hear Women Say.
50 Words Women Really Hate. Yes, we do. “Clitorectomy” is right there at the top of my list.
50 Things Men Wish Women Knew.
How to keep the woman in your life happy.
Can’t We Talk? A primer on male-female communication. (via Look at This)
HORRIBLE MAN-BASHING JOKES
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
What''s the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person who makes all their decisions.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable".
HORRIBLE WOMAN-BASHING JOKES
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me...."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't, there's a clock on the oven!
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course, at least he'll shut up after you let him in!
One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what? I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!"
The other replies: "GREAT trade!"
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None, it should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told!
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
Thought for today: Saw an article in a womens magazine entitled “All Men Are Liars” - which was strange because it was right next to an advertisement for Wonderbra. (Thanks, Rich!)
Previously at Miss Cellania:
- Mars and Venus, Introduction
- Mars and Venus: A Day Late
- Mars and Venus: Bad Date
- Mars and Venus: Crossed Signals
- Mars and Venus: Dictionary
- Mars and Venus: Education
- Mars and Venus: Expectations
- Mars and Venus: Further Study
- Mars and Venus: Good Times
- Mars and Venus: Just Plain Different
- Mars and Venus: Literature
- Mars and Venus: Living Together
- Mars and Venus: Man Things
- Mars and Venus: Marriage
- Mars and Venus: Men and Money
- Mars and Venus: Movies
- Mars and Venus: Procedures
- Mars and Venus: Seeking
- Mars and Venus: Semantics
- Mars and Venus: The Advantages
- Mars and Venus: Viva la Difference!
- Mars and Venus: We Think Differently
- Mars and Venus: What Men Want
- Mars and Venus: What Women Want
- Mars and Venus: Woman Things
- Mars and Venus: he said, she said
- Mars and Venus: the Breakup
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