Weird and Wild Weddings
Thursday, 04.17.08 @ 12:10AM 
Just a normal, everyday wedding ceremony can tax your patience, peace of mind, and bank account. But some go way beyond that, to a spectacular overblown production that belongs in Vegas. These are usually also people who can afford to hand the whole thing over to a professional wedding planner, so they can spend more time at the health club. Others, on a much smaller budget, use their imagination to make their wedding wonderfully memorable to the people who matter most to them. Thanks to the internet, we can take a peek into these weddings that we would have never heard about otherwise. There’s lots of joy here! Of course, we can also get information on the divorce a few years later, but that’s not nearly as fun.
Geek Weddings (via Neatorama)
The song is "Geek Like Me" by The Wonderstucks.
9 Excessive Weddings To Which We Weren’t Invited.
Eight Very Different Weddings.
Geek wedding photos. (via the Presurfer)
Worst Wedding Cake Ever. (via Look at This)
15 Weird Wedding Cake Toppers.
3 Bizarre Wedding Customs Nobody Questioned (Until Now!)
When gamers David and Elly got married, their friends designed a video game just for them. You can watch it as they first played it. (via Metafilter)
The annual Running of the Brides at Filene’s Basement in Boston, Massachusetts. (via Fark)
CHILDREN
The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought he'd put an end to things by saying boldly,
"After our second child, I'll just have a vasectomy."
Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted, "Well, I hope you'll love the third one just as if it's your own."
The Transformation
(via Bits and Pieces)
Throughout the ages, men have been trying to unlock the mystery as to why their wives who accepted them as they were before they got married, subtly and with determination began the quest to change their behaviour and life-style once their vows were exchanged.
Finally, the riddle was solved. A social-scientist arrived at a simple and logical conclusion.
When the bride, accompanied by her father, starts to walk slowly down the long aisle, she sees the altar at the end and hears the choir singing a hymn. Walking down the aisle, the conditioning process where the brain absorbs these three stimuli: aisle, altar, hymn, begins.
She becomes mesmerized as she continually reinforces these perceptions:
aisle, altar, hymn. . .
aisle, altar, hymn. . .
aisle, altar, hymn.
And finally, as she stops beside the groom, the conditioning process is completed. She looks up at him lovingly, smiling sweetly and thinks ‘I’ll alter him’.
Previously at Miss Cellania: Wedding, Wedding Announcements, Wedding Day Horror, Wedding Vows, Wedding Weirdness, Redneck Wedding, and Proposals.
Thought for today: The length of a marriage is inversely proportional to the amount of money spent on the wedding.
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Reader Comments (2)
I do think it's worth mentioning that items that he complained about... the shoes with reflectors, suing your neighbors for your own lack of responsibility... these are things that the people in power initiated...Those people of power who make the rules and set the laws.. are the Baby Boomers themselves! They have made the world 'not what it used to be'! The hippies with their drugs and free love and etc... they are the ones who 'started the fire'!