The George W. Bush Presidential Library

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include the following:

The "Hurricane Katrina Room," which is still under construction.

The "Alberto Gonzales Room," where you won't be able to remember anything.

The "Texas Air National Guard Room," where you don't even have to show up.

The "Walter Reed Hospital Room," where they don't let you in.

The "Guantanamo Bay Room," where they don't let you out.

The "Weapons of Mass Destruction Room," which no one has yet been able to find.

The "National Debt Room" which is huge and has no ceiling.

The "Tax Cut Room" with entry only to the wealthy.

The "Economy Room" which is in the toilet.

The "Iraq War Room." Another toilet. After you complete your first visit you find yourself going go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time.

The "Dick Cheney Room," in an undisclosed location, complete with shotgun shooting gallery.

The "Environmental Conservation Room," still empty.

The "Supreme Court Gift Shop," where you can buy an election.

The "Airport Men's Room," where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The "Decision Room" complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija axis-of-evil board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also come equipped with electron microscopes to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

(via Wulfweard the White)

See also: a video with various submitted library designs. 

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[Oldie]

Many a true word written in jest.

[Morgan K Freeberg]

Didn't know Saddam Hussein was that small.