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Sunday
12Oct2008

A quiz for people who know everything!


That certainly wouldn't be me! I knew a few answers, but nowhere near all of them.

These are not trick questions. They are straight questions with straight answers.

1. Name the one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends.

2. What famous North American landmark is constantly moving backward?

3. Of all vegetables, only two can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons. All other vegetables must be replanted every year. What are the only two perennial vegetables?

4. What fruit has its seeds on the outside?

5. In many liquor stores you can buy pear brandy, with a real pear inside the bottle. The pear is whole and ripe, and the bottle is genuine; it hasn't been cut in any way. How did the pear get inside the bottle?

6. Only three words in standard English begin with the letters 'dw' and they are all common words. Name two of them.

7. There are 14 punctuation marks in English grammar. Can you name at least half o f them?

8. Name the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form except fresh.

9. Name 6 or more things that you can wear on your feet beginning with the letter 'S.'

The answers are in the comments.

(via Big Shot Bob in Texas)

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Answers To Quiz:

1. The one sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the leader until the contest ends ...Boxing

2. North American landmark constantly moving backwards Niagara Falls (The rim is worn down about two and a half feet each year because of the millions of gallons of water that rush over it every minute.)

3. Only two vegetables that can live to produce on their own for several growing seasons Aspargaus and rhubarb.

4. The fruit with its seeds on the outside ...Strawberry.

5. How did the pear get inside the brandy bottle? It grew inside the bottle. (The bottles are placed over pear buds when they are small, and are wired in place on the tree. The bottle is left in place for the entire growing season. When the pears are ripe, they are snipped off at the stems.)

6. Three English words beginning with 'dw' Dwarf, dwell and dwindle .

7. Fourteen punctuation marks in English grammar. Period, comma, colon, semicolon, dash, hyphen, apostrophe, question mark, exclamation point, quotation marks, brackets, parenthesis, braces, and ellipses.

8. The only vegetable or fruit never sold frozen, canned, processed, cooked, or in any other form but fresh Lettuce.

9. Six or more things you can wear on your feet beginning with 'S' Shoes, socks, sandals, sneakers, slippers, skis, skates, snowshoes, stockings, stilts.
10.12.08 @ 12:49AM | Registered CommenterMiss Cellania
two other english words are dwellers and dwelling. Granted, same roots. :)
10.12.08 @ 01:01AM | Unregistered Commenterbrem
3. Potatoes?
4. Raspberries?
6. Is "dweeb" a word?
10.12.08 @ 01:03AM | Unregistered CommenterJohn Crowley
The first one I thought of was dweeb! I guess that's why they had to specify "standard" English.
10.12.08 @ 02:19AM | Registered CommenterMiss Cellania
I'd say potatoes, too, for the perennial vegetable. I'm happy to say I got the strawberry, lettuce, pear brandy, punctuation marks, and "dw" words!
10.12.08 @ 02:25AM | Unregistered CommenterOmegaMom
thank you for helping me feel like a know-it-all

i got 6 right
10.12.08 @ 02:57AM | Unregistered Commenterbig nerd
Hmm... what about Arm Wrestling?
10.12.08 @ 09:08AM | Unregistered CommenterBitt
what about avocados? they are never cooked, canned, etc...
10.12.08 @ 05:07PM | Unregistered Commenternathan
Avacados are canned. It's called guacamole!
10.12.08 @ 05:14PM | Unregistered CommenterMiss Cellania
Actually there are a lot of perennial vegetables. Most of our annual veggies die off when the weather gets cold, but if you grew them in a warmer climate - eggplants for example - you'd get a perennial plant.

Strawberry "seeds" are actually the fruits, with one seed each. The big red sweet thing is actually not part of the strawberry fruit at all.

Dweeb is too a word!
10.12.08 @ 07:45PM | Unregistered Commenterbeth
What about "dweomer"?

Also, when is watermelon sold in processed form? Juice, I guess, but otherwise? At least as rare as lettuce.
10.13.08 @ 03:45AM | Unregistered Commenterzachol
Are cantaloupes packaged in any way? Thanks, fun quiz.
10.13.08 @ 03:47AM | Unregistered CommenterFruitLoop
Dwight

I've never seen watermelon sold any way beside fresh. Canned watermelon?

Stilettos
10.13.08 @ 03:47AM | Unregistered CommenterJeff P
Watermelon and cantaloupe are often packaged in fruit cups that has light syrup in it that still need to be refrigerated, not sure if that counts. Companies make a killing off these.
10.13.08 @ 04:24AM | Unregistered CommenterPeeves
#9- Spats.
10.13.08 @ 05:51AM | Unregistered CommenterAlisha
I managed 2,4,5,7,9 clean, came up with dwell(ing), dweeb, dweomer for 6, and got asparagus but not rhubarb (which annoys me since I have them both in my garden).
10.13.08 @ 07:22AM | Unregistered CommenterHans Persson
Another answer to number 4:

Cashew

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cashew
10.13.08 @ 07:49AM | Unregistered CommenterAlessandro ALEH
I'm sure potatoes are classed as tubers and aren't technically vegetables...
10.13.08 @ 07:52AM | Unregistered CommenterDale
@Dale: right, and vegetables aren't technically...technical. :)
10.13.08 @ 08:34AM | Unregistered CommenterJasmine
I scored 7. The sport and the North American landmark were the two that I missed.

Onions/scallions/shallots/chives can reproduce perennially.
10.13.08 @ 08:55AM | Unregistered CommenterAdam Stanhope
1: what about ice skating?

2: east-facing landmarks are also moving backwards relative to the earth's rotation.

8: you can too buy lettuce cooked, in China, you hegemonic eurocentrist.

9: salve? sunscreen?
10.13.08 @ 09:02AM | Unregistered Commenterblrrg
Other "S" footware:
Spurs
Sling-backs
Spikes (don't some sports call their cleated shoes "spikes"? Am I making this up?)

For #8, I did think of lettuce, but I discarded it because it is sold cut for salads and shredded for sandwiches. While it is still "fresh", I counted this as "processed".

I was very proud to think of 13 of the 14 punctuations. My 14th was "slash", but of course it really isn't a punctuation. I missed "elipsis".

I got 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, (8), 9
10.13.08 @ 09:06AM | Unregistered CommenterHodge
I have a Tommy Toe Tomato Vine that grows on the ground (not up a stake) that has produced tomatoes every year for the past five years. The only tomato plant ever planted at my home.
10.13.08 @ 09:15AM | Unregistered CommenterAaron
for #1, I though of professional fishing - not much of a sport (imho) but it seems to qualify
10.13.08 @ 09:22AM | Unregistered CommenterDebi
I guessed asparagus and garlic for the first question. Garlic has been growing in my rose garden for years and years! But I suppose that is a self-replanting vegetable instead of a true perennial. I hate rhubarb, but I should have thought of it as my Mom used to grow (and eat) it.
10.13.08 @ 09:36AM | Unregistered CommenterMiss Cellania
Dont want ot get too technical - but sneakers and shoes are the same (senakers i sjust a type of shoe)
and if you watched the olympics, the scores were shown live as the judges scored them during the bout
Great quiz
10.13.08 @ 10:13AM | Unregistered Commentersubs
Wrestling fits #1 better than boxing.
10.13.08 @ 10:36AM | Unregistered Commenterdwg
Actually, there are many many different perennial vegetables. One author catalogued them all, too. Check out ths book:

Perennial Vegetables: From Artichokes to Zuiki Taro, A Gardener's Guide to Over 100 Delicious and Easy to Grow Edibles by Eric Toensmeier


http://www.amazon.com/Perennial-Vegetables-Artichokes-Gardeners-Delicious/dp/1931498407/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1223909283&sr=8-1
10.13.08 @ 10:51AM | Unregistered CommenterupChuck
A perrenial vegetable popular in Europe is "chicory witloof", white leaf vegetables growing on the roots of 'ordinary' chickory.

And the non-processable fruit I had in mind was banana, but then I realized they come as 'chips' too...

Fun quiz, 7 out of nine, and proud to have all three Dw-words correct, being a Dutchman...
10.13.08 @ 10:51AM | Unregistered CommenterDeLuxe
re: #1 Wrestling is scored. I think a foot race would qualify
10.13.08 @ 10:51AM | Unregistered Commentermarishka

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