It’s Marilyn Cellania! In my dreams, yeah. Mashup two celebrity’s faces, or use your own photos at Morph Thing.  You can even add speech bubbles to your finished product, if you like. This seemed to be Generator Week on the internet, and I have some other wittty stuff I’m working on to spring on you in the future. It’s slow going, since a cold erupted suddenly in my head Thursday, and it just plain hurts. Even typing is a pain, since I can't see as well when my head is overpacked. The good news is this site was named “Link of the Month” at Tennessee Concerts, a site where you can see concert photos and read about the Nashville music scene. Thanks, Gary!

My Hoover Sounds Like Chewbacca (via Neatorama)

Ball of Being, a pleasant abstract animation. (via Grow-A-Brain)

I am an IDIOT--But thank you for your concern.

You need to go see this ad for Cadbury chocolate. I’m not telling you anything else about it, except that it make me smile. (via Metafilter)

Why you should not use duct tape to prevent farts.

Jackie Chan’s ten worst movie injuries caught on film.

My own Bob Dylan video! You can make your own, too. (via the Generator Blog)

SCOPE

(Thanks, Rich!)
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."

The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing."What's so funny?" asks the clerk.

"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.

Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."

The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

Eight videos of Luciano Pavarotti singing with pop stars.

What really goes on at a telemarketing center. (via Grow-A-Brain)

The Mean Kitty Song.

NO BULL

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

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Thought for today: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

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