They started on the first of September. The police helicopters are a sure sign of fall in Kentucky. They fly every day for about six weeks looking for crops in Eastern Kentucky. When I had a radio station job, we’d watch the police crews land in the field in front of the station and walk over to the Cracker Barrel for lunch.

I’ve already harvested my herb garden. It was tucked unobtrusively in the middle of my flowers. I tied the stalks together and hung them upside-down in the attic to dry. Then I carefully clipped the dried flowertops off and stored them in a gallon jar. But the only one who will get high from my crop is Biscuit, since it’s catnip. He loves me for my efforts.

 
Reefer Madness, the short version

See the entire film here.

From Comics with Problems, here’s Alpha the Robot in the Marijuana Mystery.

10 Signs you’ve spent all summer in Amsterdam.

Arnold Schwarzeneggar smoking pot.

WeBeHigh.com, Worldwide Marijuana Travel Guide, Marijuana Prices, Spots & Legalization Status. This seems pretty thorough to me. It could be fun to look up your own city. (via Metafilter)

Name That Drug.
NameThatDrug.com - Test your drug knowledge
Not fair. Just because I am knowledgable doesn’t mean I’m an addict. I’d like to see a real addict get through this quiz!

Hooked! A 1966 comic from the US government distributed at methadone clinics. (via Ephemera)

It’s Just A Plant. A children’s book about marijuana. (via Dump Trumpet)

Marijuana is subject to taxes. Here’s Kentucky’s tax stamp. (Thanks, Puppies and Flowers!) 

Map of marijuana availability in the US. (via Grow-A-Brain)

Swedish 1909 Cannabis Enthusiasm.

The ultimate cannabis growing time-lapse video. (via Look at This)

The Five Druggiest High School Sitcom Scenes.

THE CRASH SITE

A police officer came upon a terrible car crash where two people had been killed.  As he looked at the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded his head.

"You can understand what I'm saying?"asked the officer.

Again, the monkey nodded.

"Well, did you see what happened?"

The monkey nodded. He pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up to his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

The monkey nodded.  The monkey then pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth, sucking deeply.

"They were smoking marijuana too?" asked the officer.

The monkey nodded. He made a sexual sign with his fingers

"So they were playing around as well!?" asked the astounded officer.

Again, the monkey nodded.

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, smokiing and playing around before they wrecked the car?"

The monkey nodded.

"What were you doing during all this?" asked the officer.

The monkey held up his hands on an imaginary steering wheel.

APOLOGY 

I usually posted more than one printed joke in my posts, but try as I might, I couldn’t find any other marijuana joke worth putting here. Oh, I looked, on many occasions. I found a bunch, but ... they weren’t funny. They’d probably be funny IF you were high. But not funny enough for this site. Sorry.

Stop the Madness! 1985 (via Ephemera)

Thought for today: Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could. -William F. Buckley, Jr.

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