Hmm, ain’t that a work of art, now? Nice rod, too. I thoroughly understand  how going fishing can be a stress reliever. Getting away from the job, the family, the housework, the lists of things to do -hey, that’s ALL good! Communing with nature, bonus. But why bother with all the acoutrements? Rod, reel, boat, tackle, that’s a lot of stuff. And then there’s the fish. They’re slimy, icky, and I don’t like to eat them, much less clean them. Oh, I love to watch them, but I’d just as soon stay hands off. Fishing would be a real nice pastime for me, if it weren’t for the actual catching of fish.

Fishing with bow and arrows. Weirder than you imagine.

Fishing Babes. Pages and pages of pictures of girls fishing.

The Salmon Dance. Watch an aquarium full of fish do a rap song and dance and learn facts about salmon, too! (via Everlasting Blort)

LBB went fishing, and caught a big one.

LISCENCE

Who's the Dummy?

A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods with the game warden hot on his heels. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the  game warden finally caught up to him.

"Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped.

With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't  have to run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes sir," replied the young angler. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..."

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

(via Phil’s Phun)
Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was always the husband behind the wheel on the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency.

So one day out, on the lake he said to his wife "Please take the wheel, dear, Pretend I am having a heart attack, you must get the boat ashore and dock it."

So she steered the boat ashore and docked it.

Later that evening, the wife walked into the lounge room, where her husband was watching TV.

She sat down next to him, took the remote, and changed the channel and said to him.

"Please go to the kitchen dear, pretend I am having a heart attack, and set the table, cook the dinner and do the dishes"

FISHING TRIP

(Thanks, Whitesnake!)
A man was fishing. He began his outing with a 25kg Kingfish on the first drop and a 20kg snapper on the second. On the third drop he had just scored his first ever (GT),Giant Trevalley when his mobile phone rang.  It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition in ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving, what was shaping up to be,  his best ever fishing trip.  He decided to get in a couple of more drifts before heading to the hospital.

He ended up catching several personal bests, and all in all, had his best days fishing by far.  He was jubilant....then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.

He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and kept Fishing didn't you!  I hope you're proud of ourself!  While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the ocean,  your wife has been languishing in the ICU!  It's just as well you went ahead and finished the fishing because it will be more than likely your last!"

"For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!"

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor snickered and said, "Just joking with you mate. She's dead. What'd you catch?"

Previously at Miss Cellania: Fishing, Fishing Trip, Fish Tank, and Seafood.

Thought for today: It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming.  ~John Steinbeck

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