Since I’ve been in hibernation for a few months, my hair is a fright. I no longer get out of bed thinking I might meet someone today. I don’t leave the house except to run the kids to their activities, load up groceries, and visit the relatives. I don’t even look in the mirror much (the light is bad anyway). It’s amazing how long your hair can grow when you don’t pay attention. The kids think its wonderful, but I’m at an age where it looks silly down past my shoulders. Especially since the roots are also getting longer. I’d make an appointment for the salon, but the thought of wasting a couple of hours there staring at the walls or listening to the stylist’s witty patter just makes me want to crawl back into bed. I am turning into a scary old lady.



Monstrom (via Neatorama)

Get a Shave!

The Joy of Shaving.

Funny barber quotes.

What you should know before you donate your hair to charity.

Gr8 Big Hair. (Thanks, Jan!)

Rapunzel’s Delight has resources and advice for those with or trying to achieve long hair. But the image galleries are the real treasure! (via Ursi’s Blog)

Vintage Hairstyles. This even has instructions for some wild retro dos. (via Everlasting Blort)

AT THE BARBERSHOP

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair.

"I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you."

"That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'"

Combover (via Arbroath)

Combover: The Movie.

The Top 10 Most Infamous Male Celebrity Hairdos. (via Gorilla Mask)

The World Beard & Moustache Championship Winners 2007. See first through third place winners in seventeen categories. Seventeen!

Barbershop of horrors. The history of the mullet, the mohawk, and more!

THE STYLIST

A bald man took a seat in a beauty parlour. "How can I help you ?" asked the stylist.

"I went for a hair transplant." the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the thought of having any discomfort. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."

"No problem, " said the stylist, and she quickly shaved her head.

SMART BLONDE

"Miss Reynolds, we can't hire you as a model," the editor from the men's magazine explained. "It's obvious that your blonde hair isn't natural, since the hair between your legs is black."

The young model picked up the magazine editor's bowling ball and slammed it down on his fingers.

"What the hell did you do that for!" he exploded.

She smiled sweetly and said, "Look at your fingers. They're turning black, right? And they've only been banged once."

Do you really want that Hollywood hair?

Previously at Miss Cellania: Hair, Body Hair, and Bald Men

Thought for today: When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

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