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« Librarian | Main | September 15 Link 2007 »
Sunday
Sep162007

Cows

 

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They are so big, so gentle, so numerous, so stupid, so delicious. No wonder we never can get enough of cartoons featuring cows.

 



 Who Let The Cows Out?


Set the mood for the "cow experience" by checking out the Dancing Cows.

CUTE COWS

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows.
"What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.
"Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied.
"Heard of what?"
"Herd of cows."
"Of course I've heard of cows."
"No, a cow herd."
"What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

cow2.jpgThe singing cow. An experience you may want to forget.

Cows abducted by aliens.

More cow abductions.

Game: Burning Cow Tipping.

Sculptures carved from dairy products.

Cow hit by a racecar.

A classic musical animation: Cows with Guns.

Holey Cow! Cows with holes in them.

Ski jumping cow.

cows3.jpgExplanation of the programing language COW. Geeks gotta laugh, too.

Where to find the biggest cows in America.

In honor of the Winter Games, play Brown Cow Curling.

The absolute worst beef recipe I�ve ever seen. Cow udder eclairs.

THE VETRINARIAN

Old man Frank goes and gets a loan from the bank to buy a high priced bull. A few days later, the banker comes along and asks, "How's our bull doing?" Frank says, "Our bull ain't doing too good. I got him out there in the pasture with a bunch of young cows and he don't want nothing to do with them." The banker says, "You better call the veterinarian." A couple of days later, the banker comes along again and says, "How's our bull doing now?" Frank says, "Plenty darn good. He has done serviced all of my cows, jumped the fence, and is working on the neighbors' cows." The banker says, "Wow! What did the Vet give him?" Frank says, "He gave him some pills." The banker says, "What kind of pills?" Frank says, "I don't know, but they tasted sort of like peppermint."

THE OLD COW (lifted from Hoss)
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't -- and the old cow was killed.
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Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists. About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other. He was smiling happily and was smeared with lipstick.

"What happened?" Hillary asked.

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine, and their beautiful daughters made mad passionate love to me."

"My goodness," said Hillary. "What did you tell them?"

"I told them I'm Hillary's driver, and I just killed the old cow."

COW TOONS

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What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
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Thought for today: I went to a restaurant and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk. I said, "Dude, you are a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I will tip you over." -Mitch Hedberg

This post originally appeared on February 16, 2006.

 

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Reader Comments (9)

Hmm. I got up to Level 12 of the Herding Cows game, but got stuck there. You use the arrow keys to move the cow in different directions...
02.16.06 @ 12:43AM | Unregistered CommenterKate
I tried that. My arrow keys have no effect! Maybe its not Mac compatible, or maybe I'm not holding my mouth right.
02.16.06 @ 06:58AM | Unregistered CommenterMiss Cellania
Wow, I miss a few days and come back to bovines. One thing's for sure... you never know what you'll find here. I may have to make some time to try that game...
02.16.06 @ 08:32AM | Unregistered CommenterFTS
Reminds me of the old WWII joke about the Chief Officer of the Watch at the WAVES barracks who complained about being referred to in typical military acronym fashion as the "C.O.W."

So the admiral changed her title to "Senior Officer of the Watch," and posted a memo notifying all interested parties that henceforth the C.O.W. would be referred to as the S.O.W.

John
02.16.06 @ 07:18PM | Unregistered CommenterDuke_of_Earle
Ooh ooh! New pic of Miss Cellania! Ooh ooh! New other sutff! Ooh ooh! I LOVE COWS! ;-)
02.16.06 @ 11:30PM | Unregistered CommenterErudite Redneck
Here's another one (I love the song and this guy came out with a slideshow to go with it):
http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf

Now I'm gonna go play the game!
02.17.06 @ 12:15PM | Unregistered CommenterPenny
Duh, so okay ... I missed the line that already linked to Cows With Guns. I was too busy laughing!

Now I'll go play games.
02.17.06 @ 12:19PM | Unregistered CommenterPenny
Mooo
09.16.07 @ 10:06AM | Unregistered Commenterthreecollie
Another link for you to moo about: eatwild.com -- I picked up information on the benefits of eating grass-fed beef at an event in Santa Fe this week featuring all of the grass-fed beef producers in this area. Lots of cowboys and good live music but there are significant health benefits.
09.16.07 @ 10:30AM | Unregistered CommenterMotherPie

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