When I wasn’t paying any attention, a three-day weekend snuck up on me. Labor Day! I guess the summer is really over. That’s fine with me. I didn’t spend much time mowing, but I spent a lot of time watering the garden. I survived a trip to the beach with my mother-in-law, although the car repairs cost almost as much as the vacation. Now that it’s over, it seems like the summer just flew by. The kids are having their own yard sale and lemonade stand today at Grandma's house to raise money to buy my birthday gift (sniff). They'd never have this much iniative if I hadn't taken their allowances away for misbehavior.



Gangster Wiggles (via Fuzzytopia)

You have to watch this stunt man audition video. I was quite impressed, and it takes a lot to impress me these days.

A  third, and yet more dangerous homemade Slip’n Slide.

Crosswalk Prank. When you watch this, look for the cow and the chicken.

I’ll bet he can do it better than he can say it.

The first bloggers.

A list of species designations for Wile E. Coyote.

TOOTH EXTRACTION

A man goes to an oral surgeon to have a tooth extracted.  The dentist takes out a syringe to give the man a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles," the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man objects. "I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the patient says. "I'm fine with pills."

The dentist then returns and says, "Here's a Viagra tablet."

The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!"

"It doesn't"  said the dentist, "but it will give you something to hold onto when your tooth comes out."

Partial Face Transplants. Some very good Photoshop users made portraits by using the left side of one person’s face, and the right side of another. Cover half the face with your hand to recognize who it is. (via Dump Trumpet)

A long line of funny links about Miss South Carolina and her 15 minutes of internet fame.

Say What? mental_floss’ Nonsense Lyrics Quiz.

Ugly Jugs. It’s not what you think, you pervert!

Senator Larry Craig was arrested and pled guilty to public disturbance when he was caught soliciting in a mensroom. Then he made a public statement. Which was immediately remixed.

The evil eye of the Vampire Squid.

Durian is a hypnotically beautiful animation. Take five minutes and chill out to this. (via Miltant Platytpus)

WHICH PART

Thanks, Whitesnake!)

The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."

"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"

Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy and her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,   "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"

"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The Nun fainted.

Thought for today: I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. -Mae West

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