When I was a kid (a very very YOUNG child, yeah, thats right), my family watched two science fiction series on TV every week. That would be Lost in Space, and Star Trek. One was supposed to be funny, but wasn't. The other was supposed to be serious, but came across as really funny. Many many years later, I still like to catch an episode of Star Trek (now known affectionately as The Original Series), but could care less about Lost in Space.

A home theater designed to look like the Starship Enterprise bridge.

Tony Alleyne redecorates homes in the Star Trek manner. Has NOT made his fortune.

Marshall Oak wants to be a Starfleet Captain. Here's his photo gallery as such.

Leonard Nimoy Photography (contains nudity).

Dr. Suess does Star Trek TNG.

You are cordially invited to a Klingon wedding.

Sin City has found NEW Star Trek episodes.

The difference between Star Trek and Star Wars.


You're Addicted to Star Trek

Your favorite drink: Tea, earl grey, hot.

You can quote the name of every single episode just by watching the first 10 seconds of the introductory clip

You own 13 Star Trek Technical Manuals and Blue Print Schematics of all Starship but you no longer need them

When seeing a doctor, you're afraid of getting a shot and ask for a hypospray instead

Your electronic project: Positronic brain

You have 4 TVs at home and each of them are playing TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY respectively 24 hours a day non-stop

You remembered the lock up code that Data uses on the Enterprise's Main Bridge before beaming down to meet Dr. Soong and Lore

You've learned playing the song "The Inner Light" with a penny whistle

After broken your neighbour's window, instead of just running away, you try to use the "Picard Maneuver" to escape

You're hosting a conference, your response to any suggestions: Make it so

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Star Trek.

Which Star Trek Character Am I?


Kathryn Janeway. All your friends and those around
you will be there at your side, just don't
get too far away from them or they'll think
you're in trouble.

Which Star Trek Character Are You?
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Your Starship Captain just might be a redneck if...
* your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
* he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
* you have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"
* he refers to Klingons as "Critters"
* he refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"
* he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil
* he installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
* he says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies"
* he hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen
* he rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
* he keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
* he says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"
* he has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser
* he insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"
* he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster"
* he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens
* he paints the starship John Deere green
* he refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"
* he refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp"
* his moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale
* he sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen"
* his idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls
* he wears mirrored shades on the Bridge
* his idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans and weenies
* he sets phaser to "Cajun"

**Thanks to Dave B for the graphics help today!

Thought for today: Beam me up, Scotty. There's no intelligent life down here.

This post first appeared on February 23rg, 2006.

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