Harry Potter

Harry Potter fans are trembling in anticipation of the seventh and final book, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which will be released July 21st, and the fifth movie, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, which will be released July 13. Does it shock you that I haven’t read any of the books, or seen any of the movies? Does that make me a Muggle? Or just a clueless old woman? Of course, that doesn’t stop me from making fun of it, because I’ll make fun of just about anything. But I also have a lot of respect for any author or character that can get kids this interested in reading. My youngest daughter has read the first book, and wants the second. She’d prefer to just watch the movies, but she has to read the books first. Fortunately, she seems quite willing to do it. Sweet.

SNL does Harry Potter

J.K.Rowling’s official site.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix official website.

Why you should drive farther to see the new Harry Potter movie at an IMax theater: bigger boobs.

Which towns in America, on a per capita basis, are pre-ordering the most copies of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows from Amazon.com? The Harry-est Town in America tracks that for you.

Britain is even issuing Harry Potter postage stamps to celebrate the occasion.

A new theme park in Orlando? You betcha! Universal studios will open the Harry Potter Park in 2009.

How the seventh and final Harry Potter book could end.

REAL Harry Potter fans do not want to know how the seventh book will end, til they read it themselves.  "That's some wrath right there. We own pitchforks, hot wax and feathers. And we're not afraid to use them."

Try one of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans! Good for your heart.

Titles of Harry Potter Fanfiction You’d Rather Not Read.

Deatheater Art. Creepy. (via Neatorama)

The Mysterious Ticking Noise (via Hamlet Hamster)

See more of The Potter Puppet Pals.

Hermione in Geek Fantasies.

Yahoo has a widget you can download called the Harry Potter Quote Generator.

Harry Potter, Luke Skywalker, King Arthur, Oz, and the Matrix. It’s all the same story.

Harry Potter and the Midlife Crisis.

Eleven Ways Harry Potter Dies in the New Book.

A way-too-geeky prediction on how many pages the new book will have.

Game: Kill Harry Potter. I used a flamethrower.

Here are five more Harry Potter online games.

Alternative titles for the new Harry Potter Book

(via Wulfweard the White)
Harry Potter and the Uneventful Year When No One Tried to Kill Him

Harry Potter and the Uncomfortable Oversexed Minors

Harry Potter and the Burning Sensation

Harry Potter and the Camping Weekend With Ron That Will Never Be Spoken Of Again

Harry Potter and the Chamber Pot of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Detainees of Azerbaijan

Harry Potter and the HufflePuff Orgy

Harry Potter and the Weapons of Magic Destruction

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pizza

Harry Potter and the Sorceror's get Stoned

Harry Potter reads Geopolitical Realities of the Post-Nuclear Age

Harry Potter and the Gauntlet of Snot

Harry Potter and the Crusty Underpants

Thought for today: Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them. -JK Rowling

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Comments

[Actor212]

Harry Potter is the crack cocaine of the literary set.

That ThumbPer...did you pay him to model for that photo, MissC? He hasn't ponied up my agent's fee of a dead mouse foot and a furball.

[Ads By Yahoo]

Wow its funny to see ads by google on this blog.... a laugh riot.

[Ron Knee]

"Harry Potter and the broomstick ride which was caught on a speedcamera resulting in seven mystical penalty points on his license"

[Ron Knee]

Sorry to post off topic but I have just visited the other site you contribute to "yesbutnobutyes" and I feel that I have to comment on the post" "And speaking of the last supper"

I feel that I have to say that I am absolutely disgusted. You have completely desecrated the memory of Monty Python's "Life of Brian". We Brianiarians will be praying for your eternal soul and will be sending you a thong manufactured from used Guinness bottle tops to wear as a penance.

May the Lord of bottled stout have mercy on your goldfish.....

[Miss Cellania]

Ron, I can assure you I didn't post that. When I say I'll make fun of "just about anything", I'll still never mock my Lord and Savior.

[old horsetail snake]

"Harry Potter and the Crusty Underpants" Oh, my, I chortled and giggled and laughed and it's hard to breathe in here....

[Mamacita]

Here we are deep into the Hogwarts cult. My oldest is planning on attending opening night, at midnight, with several pals. As for the book, I predict that Harry will get an MBA. Hermione will take over the magic department and wield a righteous wand. A few years down the road and much the wiser from rehab, Lindsay Lohan, looking for a breakout role as an action starlette will embrace the role, in abstract, sort of like a female version of "Walking Tall," but magic-style.

[Ron Knee]

Jest kidding, Ms Cellania! English humor, a tad different from American!

[Saskboy]

Still haven't read a book or seen a movie of it, but intend to, only in the correct order.