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Tuesday
Jul032007

Asshole

You don’t have to be afraid of this post. I don’t have any Goatse links, and it’s not about sex (at least not much). You may looked at the title and thought, “being one or having one?” This is about a bit of both, but mainly about being one. We all know our share of assholes, particularly bosses, ex-husbands, and other drivers on the road. Most of us can be one, at least occasionally, although we won’t confront it or admit it. And then it is a body part, too, isn’t it?



Meet the Fockers -Baby’s First Word


Vonnegut’s Asshole. Despite what you may think from the title, this is not just scatological humor. Author Eric Spitzhagel’s latest project is to showcase how various authors view their own assholes. He invited writers to make a sketch and submit it. The idea came from Kurt Vonnegut’s infamous asshole doodle, which first appeared in his brilliant novel Breakfast of Champions.

Repost: Molecules with silly names. Like Arsole.

Are you a certified asshole? Take the Test! (Thanks, Jan!)

Is your boss an asshole?

Buttocks in the History of Art. (via Everlasting Blort)

There Goes an Asshole.

Do you know your arse from your elbow? Take the quiz! (via Arbroath)

Asshole by Dennis Leary. (Thanks, Jan!)





 

 

IT’S DEER, DEAR

(via Bits and Pieces)
A man kills a deer and takes it home, where his wife cooks it for dinner.

When their little daughter sees the unfamiliar meat, she asks her father what it is.

"Well", says dad, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

"Don't eat it!" the little girl screams, "It's an asshole!”

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "He's probably golfing or fishing with his friends."


Thought for today: Opinions are just like assholes, everybodys got one.

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Reader Comments (9)

HAHAHA! I'm an asshole. I like it that way. :)
07.03.07 @ 02:30AM | Unregistered Commenteraka_monty
After the past two days at work, I was momentarily convinced you posted this 'un just fer me ;-)
07.03.07 @ 05:02AM | Unregistered CommenterSkunkfeathers
This post gives new meaning to the concept of getting a case of the Dumb Ass.

I know it happens much to frequently to me.

I was visiting Hale's site and decided to check in. I'll make it a point to get back more often.

Make it a great day.
07.03.07 @ 10:19AM | Unregistered CommenterJack K.
"Meet the Parents" and "Meet the Fockers" were both just hilarious. The baby's first word was priceless.. and I am sure.. has happened in the real life more than once. :-)
07.03.07 @ 11:05AM | Unregistered CommenterColl
Funny post, Miss C!

Sorry I've been absent from your blog recently! I'll stop by more often!
07.03.07 @ 05:19PM | Unregistered CommenterJacq
ROTF!

Best wishes for a glorious Independence Day!
07.03.07 @ 06:31PM | Unregistered CommenterMarti
It's test.
I could't post a message...
04.17.08 @ 06:07PM | Unregistered CommenterJourgenz
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05.21.08 @ 09:51PM | Unregistered CommenterAssesOdoggide
Opinions are like ass holes. Everybody has one. Some are just shittier than others.
11.24.10 @ 02:19AM | Unregistered CommenterWilliePless

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