Asshole
Tuesday, 07.03.07 @ 12:13AM 
You don’t have to be afraid of this post. I don’t have any Goatse links, and it’s not about sex (at least not much). You may looked at the title and thought, “being one or having one?” This is about a bit of both, but mainly about being one. We all know our share of assholes, particularly bosses, ex-husbands, and other drivers on the road. Most of us can be one, at least occasionally, although we won’t confront it or admit it. And then it is a body part, too, isn’t it?
Meet the Fockers -Baby’s First Word
Vonnegut’s Asshole. Despite what you may think from the title, this is not just scatological humor. Author Eric Spitzhagel’s latest project is to showcase how various authors view their own assholes. He invited writers to make a sketch and submit it. The idea came from Kurt Vonnegut’s infamous asshole doodle, which first appeared in his brillian
t novel Breakfast of Champions.
Repost: Molecules with silly names. Like Arsole.
Are you a certified asshole? Take the Test! (Thanks, Jan!)
Is your boss an asshole?
Buttocks in the History of Art. (via Everlasting Blort)
Do you know your arse from your elbow? Take the quiz! (via Arbroath)
Asshole by Dennis Leary. (Thanks, Jan!)
IT’S DEER, DEAR
(via Bits and Pieces)
A man kills a deer and takes it home, where his wife cooks it for dinner.
When their little daughter sees the unfamiliar meat, she asks her father what it is.
"Well", says dad, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."
"Don't eat it!" the little girl screams, "It's an asshole!”
Involuntary Muscular Contractions
A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students.
Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.
He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "He's probably golfing or fishing with his friends."
Thought for today: Opinions are just like assholes, everybodys got one.
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