Underwear and Lingerie
Tuesday, 07.24.07 @ 12:14AM 
This post on underwear was already scheduled when Rich sent me this picture. Really! The exact thing I’m looking for seems to fall into my lap at the last minute lately. It’s been several months since we took a look at underwear. At least on this site. Personally, I’ve been shopping for the new school year, so I’ve looked at too much underwear. I have one child who constantly outgrows everything, and another who never gets any bigger, so the backlog of hand-me-downs just keeps growing. Meanwhile, the smaller one has to have new underwear of the SAME size as always, because her current supply is just worn out. So guess who doesn’t get any new underwear this year? It’s no wonder to me that empty-nesters go nuts buying quality things as soon as the kids are self-sufficient... they’ve done without for too long.
Reincarnated as a bra.
The illuminated silicone nerve bra. (Thanks, Dennis!)
Special Bra Collection. (via Grow-A-Brain)
Mad Kane’s bra poetry, and the Wonderbra Song.
Hangover panties. Oh come on, you can’t tell me you’ve never put your panties on sideways!
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They didn’t guess right.
How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand.
The Bullet Bra is back! (via Everlasting Blort)
Happy Monkey Panties for Peace.
How the rise of underwear improved literacy in medieval times.
You’ve heard of Japanese used panty vending machines. Did you ever wonder where those panties come from?
Osaka Street Fashion: Just walk around in your underwear!
BRA SIZES EXPLAINED
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn’t figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
{A} Almost boobs…
{B} Barely there
{C} Can’t complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake
{G} Get a Reduction
{H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
IMPORTED PANTIES
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive imported panties. "After all, dear," she said to her husband, "You wouldn't expect to find fine perfume in a cheap bottle, would you?"
The Global Underwear Crisis (via Grow-A-Brain)
More information on underwear recycling.
SHEEP DOG BRA
The success of the "Wonder Bra" for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to come out with a bra for over-endowed women. It's called the "Sheep Dog Bra." It rounds them up and points them in the right direction.
LINGERIE
(via Bits and Pieces)
A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase some sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price .
He opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer That it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself." So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.
The husband says, "Good Lord! You'd think that for $500, they'd at least iron it!"
He never heard the shot.
The funeral is on Thursday.
Previously on Miss Cellania: Bras, Underwear, Underthings, and Fresh Underwear.
Thought for today: Men want from women what they want from underwear, a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom!! (Thanks, Ed!)
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Reader Comments (8)
Of course I will need to see you model it, just to make sure it all fits your voluptuous body properly.
*ducking throwd items*
Goes to show you can't always trust science. Those questions were scientific right ?
Underwear or lack of it
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If I was in the states I would treat you to a beer or two
Cheers from down under
Take care
Teddy Bear