I’ve discussed the difference between rednecks and hillbillies before; I’m not going to go over it again. But us “poor rural folk” of all stripes are really good at at least one thing... recycling. For example, a sophisticated middle-class person would find that a bucket had a leak and they’d toss it. I saved my leaky buckets, and now that we have a drought, I put them in the vegetable garden and fill them with water to make a drip irrigation system. My sophisticated counterpart would buy a soaker hose. In fact, my garden is a horrendous masterpiece of recycling. My mulch is a conglomeration of leftover vinyl siding, plastic sheeting, and newspapers, with pine needles on top. My tomato trellises are made of pipes and rebar. My peppers are supported by funeral flower stands. Of course, some take this a bit further, like using tires for flower beds and non-working autos for lawn ornaments. Not me, I have to draw the line somewhere!

Redneck Women

Blog of the Day: Trashology.

White Trash Lava Lamp. Make your own lava lamp from a glass jug and an old saucepan.

Never piss off a redneck with a backhoe.

What Redneck Are You?

what redneck are you? Your Result: hank Jr a bottle of jack and a few rowdy friends is your life. you like country music and just hanging around. you know what its like to be laid up here in a country state of mind
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Bush and Cheney as the Dukes of Hazzard. It just seemed to fit here. Audio NSFW.

Explaining rednecks to the Japanese. (via Japan Probe)

Did you know there were Canadian Rednecks? They’ve even got their own website!

Redneck Medical Terms

Benign..........................What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria........................Back door to cafeteria.

Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.

Cesarean Section..........A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.

Cauterize......................Made eye contact with her.

Colic............................A sheep dog.

Coma...........................A punctuation mark.

D&C............................Where Washington is.

Dilate...........................To live long.

Enema..........................Not a friend.

Fester...........................Quicker than someone else.

Fibula...........................A small lie.

G.I.Series....................World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail......................What you hang your coat on.

Impotent......................Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain...................Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff................A Doctor's cane.

Morbid........................A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.

Node...........................I knew it.

Outpatient...................A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................A fatherhood test.

Pelvis...........................Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative.............A letter carrier.

Recovery Room...........Place to do upholstery.

Rectum.......................Damn near killed him.

Secretion.....................Hiding something

Seizure........................Roman emperor.

Tablet.........................A small table.

Terminal Illness...........Getting sick at the airport.

Tumor..........................More than one.

Urine..........................Opposite of mine.

Varicose......................Near by/close by

FISH AND WILDLIFE

(via Old Horsetail Snake)
Those labels on metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds have been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated "Wash. Biol. Surv."

That was before the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper:

"While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."

The bands are now marked "Fish and Wildlife Service."

Previously at Miss Cellania: quite a few posts on Rednecks and Hillbillies.

Thought for today: If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

PS Skunkfeathers has made a hobby of 419 scambaiting, but he really outdid himself on the post Really Baaaaad Skunk, where he rewrites a scam letter for the scammer. It’s a hoot! So it’s my Perfect Post for the month of June. You can see al the Perfect Post Awards at Petroville and at Suburban Turmoil. You can also sign up to give one away next month, if you like! 

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