Now there’s a search term that ought to bring in traffic! And why not? I’ve done posts on so many other body parts that I started a category for anatomy. I mean really, they are just body parts. Why do they hold so much power over men? Is it because they don’t have them? Or because they don’t see them all day every day? No, that couldn't be it, some see them everyday and are still obsessed... Women look at breasts in a utililtarian, matter-of-fact way. We’re attached to them, but we are more than our breasts, believe it or not. They become a focal point when you are breastfeeding. We’d like to hold onto them as long as we can. We worry about how much to show. But they’re just another body part, well, two parts, right?

 

Damn Interesting pun-filled article on why women have breasts.

'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.' (via Fark)

Why do men stare at women’s boobs and think we don’t notice? “Its not that we dont THINK you notice... We know you do and we dont care.”

Photoshop is pretty much required for media images these days.  Kiera Knightly said, “I did one magazine and found out you’re not actually allowed to be on a cover in the US without at least a C cup because it turns people off.” They did a job on hers for the King Arthur poster.

I never understood why anyone would be offended by breastfeeding women.

Save the Boobs! t-shirts.

Manboobs.

The Ten Greatest Man Boobs of all Time.

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Hollywood’s Biggest Boobs.

The Ten Worst Celebrity Boob Jobs. NSFW.

The surgeon was distracted by boobs.

This big boob thing has gone too far! (via Dump Trumpet)

With Magnips, you can make casts of your  (or someone else’s) nipples and turn them into refrigerator magnets.

Science can enlarge breasts by using belly fat!

HAY FEVER

(via Phil’s Phun)
A young lady with a touch of hay fever took two handkerchiefs with her to the dinner party, one in her purse and the spare she kept in her bosom.

dinner she began rummaging in her bosom for the fresh handkerchief, but it stubbornly refused to be found.

To left and to right she searched: until she realised suddenly that conversation around her had ceased and everyone was watching her in fascination. Flustered, she murmured,

"I know I had two when I came."

GRAVITY

Scientists at MIT (Mammary Institute of Technology) have discovered a new force, quite possibly the most powerful yet. Researchers have dubbed this new force "breast gravity." It is the nearly irresistible force that draws men's eyes down to women's breasts.

"The idea came to me out of the blue," says team leader Frank Leerer. "I was walking along the beach with a colleague of mine, and we saw a woman in a string bikini. 'Check out the globes on her!' he said. That's when the idea hit me like a brick house."

Theorists have been working around the clock to explain the biophysical mechanism behind the phenomenon. It is believed that like the other fundamental forces of the universe, breast gravity is mediated by an elementary particle. MIT scientists have named this theoretical particle the "boobon."

Many aspects of the new force have now been determined empirically. It is known that breast gravity grows exponentially with breast size. Also, experimentalists think that many materials must absorb boobons, because layers of clothing can significantly decrease the force. (A large parka can sometimes nullify the effect completely.)

Still, there are mysteries yet to be solved. For example, why are almost all men's eyes affected, but only a small fraction of women's? How can it be that the force is transmitted even through televised and printed images of breasts?

Scientists everywhere are looking into it.

Supertits (via On the Flip Side)

Previously on Miss Cellania: Bras

Thought for today: Anatomy is something everyone has, but it sure looks better on a woman! (via It Occurred to Me)

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