July 14 Links
Saturday, 07.14.07 @ 12:07AM 
Since I really don’t want to talk about my own dull life, I’ll fill you in on some things going on with other bloggers. Lindsey at Suburban Turmoil is now working for Parents.com with a blog called The Blender, about blended families. Check it out! Scaramouch (YesButNoButYes webmaster) and Cindy welcomed new baby Lily Grace. She’s lucky to have a nice name! Clueless in Carolina has a lovely timeshare for sale, for the last week of September every year. There are a ton of other bloggers I need to catch up on; I just don’t know where the time goes! Yes, I do, but I’m going to try to get better organized. Sometime.
The French Taunter, Lego Version (via YesButNoButYes)
You’re not supposed to park there!
You are Doing it Wrong. (via Grow-A-Brain)
From a private detective company: 36 things every guy should know before he cheats. I wish I’d had that for the Cheating post earlier this week.
Winky Tiki. You have ten seconds to find five differences in two pictures. This is hard! Or else I’m just stupid. (via Dump Trumpet)
Gandhi’s Seven Blunders of the World.
Blog of the day: Tales of the Freeway Blogger. Putting up antiwar signs for four years. (via Grow-A-Brain’s blog of the day)
CONFESSION
There once was a young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned."
The priest said, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard and then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face."
I Wanna Be Famous -Jessica Defino
Legendary Farts. (via Everlasting Blort)
The History of Aerial Photography.
Dick Cheney tests the laws of physics.
Neave Imagination. This page is even more fun, now that I have a new optical mouse!
Careful with the domain names. Sometimes the effect may be completely different from what you intended.
One question everyone has about the iPhone: Will It Blend?
Absolutely Bananas has 5 reasons why EVERYONE should know how to Photoshop their head onto someone else's body. (via Look at This)
Giant badgers spark rumors in Iraq. They believe they were planted by the British military! Fark has a field day.
What were the words to that hymn?
THE GOOD OLD DAYS
Grandpa Aaron was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular...
"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves o' bread, and a magazine, some new blue jeans... all for a dollar!!
Then Grandpa said sadly ..."You can't DO that any more...they got those damn video cameras everywhere you look..
WHEN IN LONDON...
An American tourist was walking along a London street on a windy day, when he noticed a beautiful woman walking towards him.
Suddenly, a gust of wind blew the woman's dress up, to reveal that she was wearing no knickers.
The American, trying to sound as English as possible, said to the woman: "It's a bit airy, isn't it, love?"
The woman scowled and replied angrily: "What the heck did you expect, feathers?"
Thought for today: Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
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Reader Comments (7)
I just loved the confession woman and the recipe for cure - kind of a sweet and bitter taste LoL
My other favorite jokes were the last too. I laughed out loud enough on the "feathers" punch line, that it woke my wife up. Thanks....now I have to go do chores;)
And you'd be right....