The three-year-old beer I referred to in an earlier post has gone into the great big composting bin for my garden. I’m sure the vermin who live there were very happy. It confused the neighbor’s dogs, who couldn’t find the source of that awful smell after the liquid settled in amongst the tons of grass clippings. Thanks for all the suggestions, and apologies to those who mourned the wastefulness. I hope you enjoy today’s beer funnies.



Beer Ad you won’t see on TV (via Bits and Pieces)

Beers around the world.

Beer gelatin for dessert.

A Guide to Beer for Non-Beer Drinkers. (via Look at This)

J-Walk is vacationing in Finland, where he found another use for beer. 

The Beer Song -Lego Version (via YesButNoButYes)

Lords of the Drunk Sleeping Beauties.

When the weather is hot, can a combination popsicle and beer be the perfect treat? The chef at Rustico’s in Washington DC is selling “hopsicles”, frozen beer on a stick. (via Puppies and Flowers)

Game: Betty’s Beer Bar. Gotta keep those customers satisfied!

Dinsdale says Have a Beer! (via Mookie)

THE LABORATORY

Two elderly gentlemen spend their afternoons sitting on a bench in front of a barber shop arguing about current affairs, debating political issues and discussing life in general. Among their favorite arguments concerns which of the local brands of beer is the best. The one gentleman has his favorite, while the other gentleman favors a different brand.

After several years of listening to this argument, the barber in front of whose shop the two gentlemen sit says, "There is a way you can resvolve this dispute once and for all. Why don't you send samples of each brand of beer off to one of those new-fangled laboratories where they can test them and determine which is actually the better quality of the two."

The gentlemen find this suggestion appealing, and so they walk across the street to their favorite saloon and ask the bartender to scrounge up two jars, fill them with the respective brands of beer, and package them up for delivery to the laboratory.

After a few months, an envelope arrives at the local post office. Eager to read the test results, the two gentlemen scury over to their favorite bench in front of the barber shop and open the envelope. Inside is a letter which reads, "Gentlemen -- Thank you for submitting the two specimens. We are happy to report that both performed very well under testing. In fact, it is our conclusion that both horses are in the best of health."

TOO MUCH BEER

(via It Occurred to Me)
A guy walks over to a gorgeous chick sitting at a barstool and says, "I want to play with your ta-tas all night."

Shocked, the woman says, "Oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? He's my boyfriend and he'll kick your ass!"

The man replies, "I still want to play with your ta-tas all night, and fill your scamper with beer and drink it."

Disgusted, the woman walks over to her boyfriend and tells him what's going on. "That man over there says he wants to play with my ta-tas all night."

The boyfriend stands up pissed off and rolls up his sleeves.

She then says, "He also said he wants to fill my scamper up with beer and drink out of it."

The boyfriend rolls down his sleeves, sits down and continues drinking.

"What are you doing, aren't you going to kick his ass?"

The boyfriend smugly replies, "I ain't gonna mess with a guy that can drink that much beer."

Mini-Beer Keg Stand (Can it be done solo?)

Previously at Miss Cellania: Beer, Beer Break, and Beer Technique.

Thought for today: To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.

humor jokes video funny games beer brew lager keg alcohol

Stumble this!