It’s June already? Time sure flies! June is National Accordion Awareness Month. For the life of me, I can’t imagine how you’d be around any accordion music without being aware of it. Today, June 2nd, is the 40th anniversary of the release of the greatest album of all time (according to a lot of people) Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles, a band that means something to us elderly folks.

On another subject, most of you know I write for several sites now so I’m surfing the net almost constantly. Sometimes big stories run through the web and I seem to completely miss them, but it’s often on purpose. This week, everyone was talking about the Monster Hog. Turns out it wasn’t quite what it seemed. And the Dutch game show where contestants competed for a kidney. That wasn’t real. Sometimes you have to go with the smell test. I’ve been had a couple of times, and it’s not fun.

 
Video Call from the Wife

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Proving that brains and beauty are not mutually exclusive, here’s a gallery of the world’s hottest female chess players. Proving that guys act like guys, they are rated by vote.

Rev. Billy and the Church of Stop Shopping. Despite how silly it seems, he's got some great ideas. (via J-Walk Blog)

The True Story of the Statue of Liberty.

Boogie Nights: The Star Wars Edition.

Draw two movie titles out of a hat, and make a mashup. This is quite well-done, with the audio from V and video from Dodgeball. Click image to play. V for Dodgeball

Sisters do it.

Bacon Desserts.

Lisa at Exploding Aardark had the best one-liner of the week in response to a news story about penis size.

Technological (Geek) Cakes. Impressive.

Ear protection at its stupidest.

THE FRIEND

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. "Hi, is Boris home?" asked Ned.

"No, he went to the store." replied the wife.

"Well, you mind if I wait?" asked Ned.

"No, come in." responded the wife.

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sue, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sue thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Ned says, "They are so beautiful. I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together." Sue thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Ned a nice long look. Ned thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Boris arrives home and his wife says, "You know, your weird friend Ned came over."

Boris thinks about this for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the $200 he owes me?"

15 reasons Mr. Rogers was the Best Neighbor Ever.

Delightful Insects of Summer.

How well do you know cartoon characters? In Mental Floss’ quiz, you must match a sound bite to the cartoon character who said it. Version one and version two.

The message is loud and clear. (via Wendell Wit)

Oh, what a tangled web we weave... the story of The Vasectomy.

The biological manifestation of altruism.

Manly Stuff that is no longer Manly.

Tech support horror story. Yep, he was there as a mother confronted her teenage son about the beastiality porn on his computer.

LOLbots.

NAME THAT BEAST

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is.

No one raises their hand.

The teacher says, "See its long neck? What animal has a long neck?"

Sally holds up her hand and asks, "Is it a giraffe?"

"Very good Sally," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up their hands. "See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?" asks the teacher.

Billy holds up his hand and says, "It's a zebra."

"Very good Billy," the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal. "See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?"

Still no one guesses. "Let me give you another hint, it's something your mother calls your father."

Johnny shouts out "I know what it is! It's a horny bastard."

L'animateur. French animator Nick Hilligoss tells the story of Adam and Eve. With a twist. (via Ursi’s Blog)

If anyone wonders why you don’t see many political links here anymore, it’s because I post them all through the week at my linkdump, Miss C Recommends. You should check there for new links, both humorous and newsworthy, every day or two.

Thought for today: Friends are like butt cheeks. Crap might separate them, but they always come back together. (Thanks, April!)

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