Personal Hygiene

They say there is someone for everyone out there, but sometimes I wonder who is out there for the guy who doesn’t bathe. Women have a variety of “wants” when they are looking for a man, but I have never heard “dirty” among them. But there is no shortage of dirty guys. Could it be that a guy tries to stay clean until he gets into a committed relationship, then lets his habits slide? I think so, and don’t ask me how I would know. Just one more way men have the advantage when it comes to raw numbers. Single men my age are getting rarer and rarer, and they know they can get away with an awful lot and still find SOME woman out there desperate enough to take him.



Manwash (via the Presurfer)

Shave-N-Specs. (via Simply Left Behind)

Dirty Rolling is an advertising game for Axe shower gel. A bit pointless, but I still had fun seeing how many dirty things I could roll over! (via Innings)

Bad personal hygiene stories from b3ta. Do not read while eating. You’ve been warned.

The Bathtub Art Museum. (via Everlasting Blort)

Wired News article about getting rid of pubic hair.

The Betty line of pubic hair color. Does a certain song by RamJam come to mind? I made a few comments about this at Scribal Terror, which got me outed at File It Under, which made me glad I was talking about NOT ME but someone else.

See what you’d look like with your head shaved. You can get a free headshave yourself, although its faster if you pay.  See others who have submitted their photos, including world leaders. (via Everlasting Blort)

Satellite Laser Hair Removal! Thanks to a joint effort by NASA and the Defense Department, satellite laser technology has finally been put to good use. While SDI (the "Strategic Defense Initiative") was a flop as a global anti-missile defense system, the same laser and particle beam technologies have been turned into a miracle for anyone suffering from Unwanted Hair!

A bikini wax horror story. Of course, they all are. If it wasn’t horrible, it wouldn’t be a bikini wax story!

Gelli Baff turns a normal bath into a pool of brightly-colored gelatinous goop.

A Beginner’s Guide to Towel Ironing. Interesting. It’s from the folks who brought you the Manwash video (at the top pof this post), viral advertising for Lynx Boost. It sounds like a sports drink, but it’s a shower gel. (via Everlasting Blort)

DANDRUFF

Two elderly ladies were in the supermarket at a long checkout line. They were discussing hair care. Apparently the husband of one of them had a particularly bad case of dandruff.

The other one said, "My husband used to have that problem until I gave him Head and Shoulders. And that cured it."

The other one thought for a minute, and with a puzzled look replied, "How do you give shoulders?"

THE ARMPIT

(via It Occurred to Me)
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her, but down at the end of the bar, an owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed -- "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Foy, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"

Previously on Miss Cellania: Body Hair

Thought for today: If you teach a poor young man to shave himself, and keep his razor in order, you may contribute more to the happiness of his life than in giving him a thousand guineas. -Benjamin Franklin

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Comments

[John]

It looks great

[Skunkfeathers]

Eh..it's easy to stay single and off the matchmaking radar as we age. I was going to make a favorable comparison to the Stealth fighter/bomber and it's sophisticated radar eluding technology, but unlike the Stealth, my heat signature -- flatulence -- gives me away every time...so I resort to the "turn pale and excuse myself" whenever a friend (usually a matchmaking-oriented female) suggests meeting her single and available friend...

[actor212]

I can't imagine why a guy wouldn't shower daily.

Hell, *I* can't stand my own smell after 24 hours..

[Dick]

I find that having a cute female to shower with is plenty of encouragement to do it at least once a day. Maybe more often.

[Jacq]

OMG, Miss C, that pic of the spiders resembling public hair cracked me up!

I wonder how MANWASH would work in the US? HMmmmmmmm....I'm sure there are a lot of fellas out there who would be willing to volunteer.

[Joe the Troll]

"I wonder who is out there for the guy who doesn’t bathe."


My sister-in-law.

[CrazyB*T$H]

Haha the manwash was friggin hilarious!!!
&& not to mention the pubic hairs!!!
BIGGEST Laugh!!!
=)))))
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hand sanitizer products]

Lol that's funnny, though your post look humorous has plenty of message in it. people need to realize the importance of personal hygiene.