Teeth
Thursday, 03.22.07 @ 12:05AM 
There’s an epidemic of bad teeth going around in the Blogosphere. Recent tooth concerns include Andrew at The Gunsmoke Files, Lorrie at Clueless in Carolina, and Omegamom. Then the notice came, that the kids are both due for a checkup. And my notice came, too. Its enough to set your teeth on edge.
Golden Lucy recalls the bad old days of dentistry.
Olive is 107 years old, which may make her the oldest blogger ever. In this post, she tells about how she lost all her teeth. In one lunch break.
Kiera Knightly's Oral Skills
Backyard dentistry. (via Arbroath)
Dental art. Yes, you can have a picture painted on a tooth! 
Dental horror stories.
The InciDental Tourist. During a two-week visit to the historic and beautiful region of Nanjing, China you will receive professional, top-quality dental care while having the vacation of a lifetime. Better yet, the money you will save on your dental procedures will more than pay for the cost of your vacation! (via Grow-A-Brain)
Beware the Sugar Daddy!
If my dentist came toward me looking like this, I’d probably choke! (via Grow-A-Brain)
Dentures
(via Bits and Pieces)
A couple of old guys were golfing one day, when one of the men said that he was going to go to Dr. Lookner for a new set of dentures in the morning.
His elderly friend remarked that he, too, had gone to the same dentist a few years before.
"Is that so?" the first old gentleman asked. "Did he do a good job?"
The second gent replied, "Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the ninth hole hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at least 200 mph when it hit me right in the testicles."
The first old guy was confused and asked, "What does that have t o do with your dentures?"
The second man answered, "That was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt."
THE HOOKUP
A man and a woman met at a bar. They chatted, flirted and started getting along really rather well. One thing led to another and they eventually retired to her place for a drink.
Some drinks later, the man took off his shirt and immediately washed his hands. He then took off his socks and washed his hands again.
The woman stared at him, then proclaimed, "You are a dentist."
Flabbergasted, the man responded, "Why yes, I am! That's amazing! How on earth did you guess?"
The woman replied, "Simple. You keep washing your hands."
Well, another thing led to another thing, and they migrated to the bed. The alcohol in the drinks stoked dormant twin fires of desire, and they made passionate love.
When their deed was done, the woman fluttered and sighed, "You must be an absolutely GREAT dentist!"
The dentist was very surprised and not a little flattered. He replied, "Rght again, my darling! I AM a great dentist, and greatly amazed by your remarkable perspicacity. But how did you guess THAT, my dear?"
"I didn't feel a thing."
Previously on Miss Cellania: Dentist 
Thought for today: Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. -Homer Simpson
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Reader Comments (20)
Laughed my butt off on the great dentist joke.
Have a nice day
"That was the first time in two years that my teeth didn't hurt." Oh Lordie! That one had me spewing coffee! LOL!
Thanks for the giggles! Hope you have a wonderful day!
Hmmmmmmmm.
It was quite disturbing.
"I didn't feel a thing." Great joke, sweetheart.
You're pretty and witty... and now somewhat toothless!