About a week ago, I started preparing this post for publishing, and I checked back on my prevous alien posts. Look, this one’s over a year old, and its pretty decent! And that was back when no one read my blog! So I did a rerun first, and now I’m getting around to spewing the newer collection of links. Before you leave a comment and say “You forgot this...” please check out my three previous posts on the subject. One of my favorite subjects. I feel a song coming on, OK, sing it with me now!

Cowboys and nerds
And kittens and rednecks
Travel and birds
And dating and sex
Aliens from outerspace, answering memes
These are a few of my favorite themes.



Useful phrases for the intergalactic tourist. (Thanks, Bill!)

If you want to chat with aliens, you’ll need to go through this guy.

Adult Children of Alien Abductees.

If there aren’t aliens flying around out there, how did this end up on Mars?

Cartoon time! From 1956, the American Petroleum Institute presents Destination Earth.

Aliens invade Old MacDonalds Farm!

The Alien Limerick Generator takes extraterrestrial language and makes it rhyme.

Scientists have determined that, although tinfoil hats may block certain signals from outer space, they may actually enhance signals from our government!  (via Neatorama)

What if aliens landed on Earth, and no one noticed? This cute animation is called In This World. (Thanks, Bill!)

Mars 2020: Springtime. (via Reality Carnival)

How to cook an alien.

The Science Fiction cookbook.

Aliens have opened a bar and grill in Bismark! (via Aliens Ate My Buick)

Burning Safari is a cute film about alien tourists. (Thanks, Bill!)

MARS!

Two Martians were cruising through the solar system when they suddenly got the urge to try some Earth food.

They had no local currency so decided to steal some Mars bars from the local shop.

They furtively slipped into the shop while the shopkeeper wasn’t looking, nabbed the bars and slipped back out again.

"Stop! You never paid for those!" shouted the shopkeeper.

The aliens dropped the bars and beamed back up to the mothership. Their mates were furious when they discovered they hasn’t brought any food back with them

"What?" they goggled, "You couldn’t even take a few Mars bars from a shop without getting caught? What happened?"

"I don’t know how the shopkeeper saw us," said one of the unsuccessful shoplifters. "She must have had eyes in the front of her head!"

THE FUEL-UP

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means 'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"

ALIEN CARTOON GALLERY 

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Previously on Miss Cellania: Alien Abduction, Alien Invasion, and Crop Circles. 

Thought for today: Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.  -Calvin, to Hobbes (thanks, Barbara!)
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