A Galaxy Far Away
Tuesday, 02.27.07 @ 12:04AM 
I love Star Wars. Build a fictional world, populate it with interesting people who have fantastic adventures, then make fun of them. Life is good.
So here’s another collection of Star Wars stuff. If you haven’t been keeping up with this site for long, you might want to check out the previous Star Wars posts, too: Darth Vader, Dath Vatter, Sith Happens , Muppet Wars, Jedi Film Festival, and Take a Walk on the Dark Side (adult).
If you enjoyed the Monty Python-Star Trek mashup, you’ll love this encounter between King Arthur and Darth Vader.
TROOPS is a spoof of COPS set in the Star Wars Universe. Ten minutes.
Astromech.com, The Official Website of the R2 Builders Club. (via Grow-A-Brain)
The George Lucas Appreciation Society presents Star Wars shortened part one (episodes 1,2, and 3) Star Wars shortened, part Two (episodes 4, 5, and 6)
Plutos the Bubblemans shortened the Star Wars story to the ultimate.
Samuel L. Jackson lines edited out of Star Wars. Warning: Samuel L. Ja
ckson lines.
What if Star Wars had been created during the silent film era?
Truly awful Star Wars merchandise. (via Neatorama)
Star Wars Gangsta Rap. Audio NSFW, but clever!
Wookieepedia, the Star Wars wiki.
Worth 1000 cast other celebrities as Star Wars characters. I honestly don’t recognize most of these celebritiees, but the ones I do are funny!
The Star Wars Quote Generator. The first quote that came up on me was “Look at the size of that thing!”
“Handy” Star Wars scene.
Its the final scene from Episode Four, the attack on the Death Star. When you’ve got a really low budget, you have to use your imagination! (via Neatorama)
Two Jedi Knights are campaigning at the UN for The Force to be recognized as a world religion.
The Chopped-Off Hands of Star Wars. The only site on the internet devoted to all the hands that got chopped off in the Star Wars saga. There’s enough of them.
Injuries of Darth Vader is a webpage detailing the physical infirmities suffered by Darth Vader.
WHY DARTH VADER MAKES A BAD ROOMMATE 
10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren't his.
9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.
8. He's always accusing you of hiding his asthma inhaler.
7. Claims he paid you the rent "a long, long time ago."
6. Dances around in nothing but cape and cowboy hat while doing "Darth Brooks" routine.
5. For once he could use the Force to lift his wet towel off the couch.
4. That scary music that plays when he enters a room gets old real fast.
3. You feel like an idiot saying, "No, Darth isn't here. He's on the ice planet Hoth."
2. It's not easy cleaning burnt Ewok fur off the barbecue grill.
1. He's constantly doing his lame James Earl Jones impression.
Star Wars scenes set to We Will All Go Together When We Go, a nuclear-age ditty from Tom Lehrer. (via Skippy the Bush Kangaroo)
Thought for today: I imagine a world of love, peace, and no wars. Then I imagine myself attacking that place because they 
would never expect it!
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Reader Comments (8)
I never really got into Star Wars. I'm the perfect age for it, too.
The movies were good, but you won't catch me playing with the action figures! Except maybe Leia.
I'm going to tie together two cultural touchstones. YOu need to include this in your next SW post.
Presenting...
Mystery Science Theatre does The Phantom Menace!
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"Now you know why he's always breathing heavy...to dry the stuff!"
"My, my Lord Vader, you're certainly looking...uh...buffed this morning".
"My Lord, we've analyzed your polish, and there is a danger...you shine so much you're a better target, and we're all more comfortable with Walmart.."
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