Superhero Roundup
Tuesday, 02.13.07 @ 12:00AM 
My mother used to take me grocery shopping with her, but I wasn’t much help. I’d make a beeline to the comic book rack in the corner and stay there until she called me to get in the car. I’d buy a comic book on each trip, but since they were a whole 15 cents each, I had to read them all to decide which one was worth purchasing. I had boxes upon boxes of Superman, Batman, and various other superhero comics, which went up like kindling when the house burned. Not that they would have been worth much today; they were pretty well worn after I read them a dozen times each.
Superman and Spiderwoman, from a Bollywood production. (via Sarcasmo’s Corner)
Biographies of 700 Marvel Comics characters, so you can catch up on them all. This took a LOT of work.
Relive some of your favorite childhood memories with six decades of live action TV superheroes.
Top Ten Unmanliest Superheroes.
The Top Ten Dumbest Secret Identities. 
The Legion of Superheroes Dating Dos and Don’ts.
Random facts about Batman.
What secret superhero are you? Here’s mine:
Name: Madame Dancer
Secret Identity: Miss Cellania
Special Power: Psychotronic Breath
Transportation: Nuclear Train
Weapon: Psionic Blunderbuss
Costume: Silk Pajamas
Sidekick: Bud
Nemesis: Arnold the Ripper
Tragic Flaw: Fear of germs
Favorite Food: Green Beans
The most valuable comic books are the ones that introduced our favorite superheroes a long long time ago. If you’ve got one, you’re sitting on a gold mine!
Did ya ever wonder about the bathrooms on Wonder Woman’s invisible plane?
When dinosaurs design superheroes.
Spiderman game. I could play it, because I understood one word of the instructions. Spacebar.
Batman and Robin: Brokeback Forever
The Top Ten Lamest Superheroes. (via the Presurfer)
Aquaman has had it with all the folks who call him lame. (via Yesbutnobutyes)
Whaddaya know, Information doesn’t have a listing for Batman.
Roger Corman’s 1994 version of the Fantastic Four never made it to a theatre near you, supposedly because it was awful. But Its now availabel online, in two parts. Here’s part one, and part two. From what little I saw, they made the right decision.
Spiderman City Raid. I didn’t get very far, because I was too busy watching the character flop around to concentrate on what I was supposed to do. (via Ursi’s Blog) 
Batman and Superman with dialogue from The 40 Year Old Virgin. Funny! NSFW audio.
L’Hospice is an artwork depicting the latter days of various superheroes.
ComicVine is a Wikipedia-style encyclopedia for comic books. Look up your favorite superhero and learn something new!
Seduction of the Innocent. (Thanks, Walter!)
The Real World: Metropolis. (vi aYesbutnobutyes)
Peanuts characters as Marvel Superheroes.
THE DRUNK
One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.
After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living shit out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.
As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."
The Greatest American Hero: Believe it or not, he’s still alive!
The complete story is available at iMockery.
Can you name a superhero fromseeing only twelve pixels of him? Try the Pixel hero quiz! I got 16 of the 21 right, which is better than I had expected. Its multiple-choice, so you can narrow your choices down by elimination. And its fun! (via Dump Trumpet)
Where do all those superhero costumes come from anyway? From Spandexman, of course! You can get yours, too! (via Arbroath)
Superhero Theme Songs.
MAGIC BEER
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,
"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk.”
Previously on Miss Cellania: Superhero
Thought for today: Sometimes I wish I was a cartoon superhero. Not for the whole "super powers" thing though, but mainly because they never have to work or go to the bathroom.
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Reader Comments (8)
Ten thumbs up (two 5 times) - to the "Peanuts Characters as Marvel Superheroes." (Right up my alley.)
The movie about Wonder Woman's bathroom was hilarious!
Awhile back, I did the one about 2nd jobs for the Super heroes using some photo-shopped pics. (Superman delivering pizza ...)
http://www.outofthinair.homestead.com/bushidonightmare.html
My sidekick pet rock -- Seymour -- was of no help whatsoever.
Here's my superhero:
Name: Sergeant Snake
Secret Identity: Joe the Troll
Special Power: Walk through walls
Transportation: Magnetic Rocket
Weapon: Dimensional Grenade
Costume: Leather Shorts
Sidekick: Bobo
Nemesis: Marvin the Deadly
Tragic Flaw: Fear of rodents
Favorite Food: Chow Mein
I did another one and my nemesis there was also named Marvin. We have a Marvin in my office, so I guess I'll have to kick his ass.