Shoes and Feet

My older daughter constantly needs new shoes because she is growing, and my younger daughter has more than she can wear. Gothgrrl doesn’t outgrow shoes before she gets more. She has a steady supply from her sister, so she feels no need to keep up with her shoes at all. Princess never has more than one pair of tennis shoes and one pair of Mary Janes that fit, but does that cause her to keep up with them? Noooo! She’s at a point now where she can wear my shoes, and its easier for her to take a pair of mine than look for hers. And she’s noticed I have several pair...  seven pairs of shoes and three pairs of boots. Why? because I never outgrow shoes. Some of those are twenty years old, and some are secondhand. But I take care of them.  



Taking the boots off. (via Dark Roasted Blend)

iShoes. Roll your way to work at 15 mph. (via Unique Daily)

Lots of weird shoes. (via the Presurfer)

The Virtual Shoe Museum.

I dreamt (sic) I had a lot of toes. (via the Presurfer)

A waitress in China has refused a disability pension even though she was born with feet that face backwards. She says she can work fine, and can run faster than you can!

How to paint your shoes. (via Everlasting Blort)

A kitten, a mirror, and a pair of shoes.

Modern priorities.

This looks like some kind of apparatus for shoe fetishists, but its a real shoe tester, in an article from 1938. (via Scribal Terror)

Art made from recycled shoes.

NEW BOOTS

A young man bought a new pair of boots, of which he was very proud. So he decided to go dancing and give them a try. After dancing with one lady for a few minutes, he said, "I bet you I can guess the color of your panties."

"Okay," she replied. "What color do you think they are?"

"Blue," he answered.

"How did you know that?" she asked.

"I saw the reflection in my shiny new boots," he said.

"Here," she said, "dance with my sister and tell her what color she has on."

After dancing a while, the young man started rubbing his toes on his pant cuffs, then started to dance again. After a few minutes he asked the second lady, "What color panties do you have on? I can't seem to make them out."

To which she replied, "I don't have any panties on."

With a sigh of relief the young man said, "Oh good. For a minute I thought I had a crack in my new boots."

SWOLLEN FEET

(via Phil’s Phun)
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen foot. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse.

"I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him.

The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat.

He hobbles back into the examining room.

The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water.

"Ok,after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes.

Bigfoot. Size 13.5

Thought for today: Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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