Once again, I am in the position of having a lot of funny material on a subject I don’t believe in. I drive everywhere. I drive myself, my kids, my in~laws, and back when I had one, my husband. The two wrecks I’ve had in the last twenty years have been the other driver’s fault (one man, one woman) and paid off handsomely. In my family, men don’t drive if they can get a woman to do it. My kids didn’t even know men could drive for the first few years they were here! Even their schoolbus drivers are women. I can count on my fingers the times I’ve been able to look out a passenger window in the last year (thanks, Mom). But the perception is still there that women on the whole are bad drivers. Not so. There are a couple of factors contributing to the myth. For one, women do not go up to a wrecked car unless it belongs to them. So when it happens, someone will be there to take a picture. It’s unusual. Men will crowd around a wreck and no one thinks a thing of it. Anothing thing is that women tend to drive cars in their 70s and 80s, whereas men are dead by then. So keep those things in mind while you enjoy some funny stuff about women drivers.



Worst Women Drivers Ever.

This study shows that women on the whole are better drivers than men, less likely to crash, but not quite as good at parking. But its been a long time since anyone asked me to go parking.

First class parking.   

This woman can drive: Danica Patrick. 

BLONDE

(via Phil’s Phun)
A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it,because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon.

The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car."

"Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will 'fix it'. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?"

"No," replied the blonde, "Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

ANOTHER BLONDE

(via Big Shot Bob in Texas)
After a long chase with flashing lights, a highway patrol officer finally got the attention of a blonde driver. When the officer came to the window, she asked "Lady, don't you ever look in your mirror?"

"Oh, no" she blurted out, "Is my lipstick smeared?"

DISTRACTED

This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers.

THE PICTURES

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Thought for today: I was worried my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.

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