Pickup Lines
Thursday, 11.08.07 @ 12:02AM 
I don’t remember anyone ever using a clever pickup line on me in a bar. And that’s not just because I don’t remember things after I’ve been drinking! I think it has more to do with never running into any clever men in a bar. There was a period a couple of years ago when I went to a bar to meet new people, but all I met were a couple of fascinating women and a bunch of drunk men. Now, I’ve received a lot of very clever lines from men on the net. I guess it’s easy to flirt with someone when you are a few hundred or a few thousand miles away!
Hey Baby -Maggie Estep (via Exploding Aardvark)
Scientists are studying how pickup lines work, in an evolutionary sense.
Best (or worst) pickup lines. I’d have to go with “worst”.
A pickup line for math geeks. I don’t get it, even after I read the explanation at the link. Do you?
Then there’s the direct approach, as illustrated in the somewhat frightening song What’s It Gonne Be? (NSFW)
WFMU’s podcasts about how to pick up girls. Also included are podcasts about sexually transmitted diseases. (via Metafilter)
BEST LINE EVER
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
The Top 10 Pickup Lines Used By Chefs
10. "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock."
9. "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?"
8. "Cumin here often?"
7. "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"
6. "Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?"
5. "Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?"
4. "We've now simmered for the recommended 25 minutes - time to come to a full boil!"
3. "You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee - and less drippy."
2. "Get the buttah."
... and the Number 1 Pickup Line used by Chefs:
1. "Uh, yeah ... I invented Spaghetti-O's"
SAVING IT
(via Phil’s Phun)
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
"No thank you." she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much." she said.
"But, it has my husband pretty upset."
BUY YOU A DRINK?
(via Phil’s Phun)
This guy goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a lady sitting by herself.
Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"
Lady: "No thank you. Alcohol is bad for my legs.
"Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Lady: "No, they spread."
Thought for today: Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
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Reader Comments (8)
The value of that definite integral is 69, so essentially all it says is: 69?
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