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Miss Cellania has links, doctored-up photos staring Miss C. herself and YouTube videos from anywhere and everywhere on the internet. If it's funny, you'll probably see it first on her blog. -Suzanne Broughton

Miss Cellania has a site that is to die for. Whenever it’s time for a bit of a smile, interspersed with a gaffaw or two, I head on over there. -Compass Points

If you’re jonesing for more links you may want to visit Miss Cellania’s blog. Or should I say blogs. She’s like the blogosphere’s version of that Jamaican family from In Living Color. She has more blogs than they had jobs. If she starts contributing to one more blog I’m going to stage an intervention. -Cynical-C

I could never in a million years come up with half the wonderful facts, news, links et al that pepper every post she creates. -Mad Baggage

It’s a fantastic set of funny and interesting links, jokes and pictures that she compiled *every day*!   -Neatorama

She finds the coolest, funniest stuff day after day. How on earth she does this I have no clue. -NYC Educator

I don't even know how I found Miss C, but I remember the first time I was there, I burned my chocolate chip cookies. I just couldn't stop browsing! Fun stuff over there.   -Boomer Chick

If you're not regularly heading over and reading her well compiled, link-filled-goodness posts already, then maybe you should take a step back and do some self reflection and introspection to make sure your life is headed the direction it needs to be and that you're on a path that is fulfilling to you and your fellow man, as a person and as an American. -Hoodlumman

Funniest woman alive. -Pixie

It is quite possibly one of the most extensive sites I have seen for links to humourous content. It is a virtual encyclopedia for a myriad of different jokes on different topics and still growing. So a good site and worth checking out, theres definitely something for everyone, or anyone whos up for a laugh that is!   -Mr. Joe Blog

BTW - you quite possibly put together the best, most well researched content on the web, bigtime kudos to you!  -Anita B

One place I keep going back to is Miss Cellania. She really has it going on over there. Her posts are chock full of stuff I've never seen before, along with a few old favorites I had forgotten about. Anyone that can consistently come up with that much good stuff deserves kudos. -Blue Beaver Beer

Miss Cellania - is a great read, and there’s more than enough laughs to kill an evening with, on any given day. Miss C has her fingers on the pulse of every joke on the web that you haven’t seen yet. -Saskboy

(Funny, if a tad lowbrow)  - Utopia Moment

Fabulous as usual..I appreciate all of the effort..and I am truly humbled.  -Homo Escapeons

I'm not even sure why I thought her post is funny, but it is. That's all you're getting from me. Go read it.  -konagod

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Wednesday
07Nov

Font

I am in awe of font people and type people (there is a difference, although you can be an expert in both). They are artists, designers, writers, and bibliophiles who are passionate about letters and words, and how they look. They know what they are talking about and they have plenty of opinions about it. Me, I can’t tell you the name of the fonts I use, much less recognize them elsewhere. In researching the subject, I found tons of great sites and discussions about fonts, way more than I can jam into one post. So I whittled it down to a few that the average person with about as much font knowledge as I have would find amusing or interesting. Experts, please be gentle.

EXTRA: I have a special request for my regulars (and anyone else) here.



Vanna’s Favorite Fonts (via YesButNoButYes)

The Internet Phenomena Phonetic Alphabet. From All Your Base to ZOMG. Not in order, though.

Ban Comic Sans!

Helvetica vs. Arial. You are Helvetica in this game, and your mission is to stomp Arial.

Fifteen excellent examples of web typography.

Young children will get a kick out of seeing themselves in an ABC Adventure! Upload a photo, enter a name, and watch your video. See mine here. (via the Presurfer)

What’s your favorite font?

More favorite fonts.

My Favorite Font. What some writers prefer.

Spanish designer and illustrator Alex Trochut loves to make art from type.

Did you know quote marks can be smart or dumb? I didn’t know. I just vaguely knew that curly quotes can get you into trouble in html.

Fonts make great movie posters!

Sing along the alphabet song! Here are the lyrics. (via Bits and Pieces)

SCHOOL

Teacher: Susie, make a sentence starting with the letter 'I'.

Susie: "I is ..."

Teacher: "No, no, no, don't say 'I is', you say 'I am'".

Susie: "OK, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

The leader's rise to power in San Serriffe

Mark Arnold-Forster
Friday April 1, 1977
The Guardian

For the last six years San Serriffe has enjoyed stable government, rising prosperity and freedom from strikes of any kind. This happy state of affairs is justly and widely attributed to the personality of the President, Maria-Jesu Pica.

Born 37 years ago of poor but honest sisal grinders, he is now generally regarded - despite his relative youth - as the father of the San Serriffian people. From an early age he took a keen interest in politics.

Conscripted into the army at the age of 16, Maria-Jesu Pica was an apt pupil at the Bodoni machine-gun academy and quickly rose through the ranks to become, by exceptional promotion, a general by the time he was 29.

He has eight children. Maria-Jesu Pica is a family man, a quality reflected in his choice of Ministers. The Government of General Pica, elected for life in 1971, consists of Prime Minister Angelico Pica; Minister of the Interior Rudolfo Pica; Foreign Secretary Martin Pica; Minister for Oil Phosphates and Foreign Trade, Arnoldo Pica; and Minister of Education, Public Enlightenment, Woman's Affairs, Minorities and Culture, Esmeralda Pica. There is no Minister of Finance. Martin and Arnoldo Pica are the President's two eldest sons. Rudolfo is his first cousin. Esmeralda Pica is his aunt. Three other members of the family - Giuseppe, Adolf, and Luigi -are serving life for treason.

The Government was formed following a coup in May, 1971, when seven regiments of dismounted cavalry, loyal to General Pica, overthrew the Government led by General Minion, of part Malaysian extraction. Although reports vary, the casualty list was considerable, with many Malaysian immigrants reported dead while resisting arrest.

For 17 days Radio San Serriffe broadcast nothing but martial music interspersed with appeals for calm. In his subsequent presidential address President Pica promised his people stability, two chickens in every pot, rigorous prosecution of General Minion and other enemies of the State, the abolition of Minionite newspapers, the establishment of a government-controlled press and broadcasting service which would tell nothing but the truth, freedom of speech, and freedom of assembly subject to licences to be issued by the Ministry of the Interior.

No restrictions are placed on foreign visitors except that their mail is censored.

For more information, consult the San Serriffe Travel Guide.

Letterpress

This documentary made me appreciate the art form more than ever. (via Metafilter)

Previously at Miss Cellania: Letters and Words

Thought for today: The tendency of the best typography has been and still should be in the path of simplicity, legibility, and orderly arrangement. -Theo L. DeVinne


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Reader Comments (2)

That may be the single funniest LOLcat I've seen!
11.07.07 @ 11:49AM | Unregistered Commenteractor212
A super post, Miss C!
11.07.07 @ 03:14PM | Unregistered CommenterJean-Luc Picard

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