Coffee Break
Tuesday, 11.06.07 @ 12:48AM 
Would you care for a cup of coffeee? Thanks, I don’t mind if I do. What would I do without my coffee? I’d hate to have to drink something all day long that has calories; I sure don’t need that! And without the caffeine, I probably wouldn’t make it through those long nights when I am way behind on deadlines and the kids are finally asleep. Oh, I might be able to stay awake, but I wouldn’t be alert enough to get anything substantial done! Besides, I relish the flavor, the aroma, the warmth... y’all read about it a while, and I’ll go get another cup.
The Language of Coffee.
A coffee (or tea) mug with a color guide on the inside to make mixing easier.
Coffee Drinks Illustrated. This will help you understand some of that Italian lingo only used at coffee shops.
How to quit drinking caffeine.
How to Drink Great Coffee for a Fraction of What You're Paying Now.
Cornwall College is offering a major in coffee-making.
For Monty, the magic has gone out of her relationship with her coffee.
How to give up coffee and caffeine altogether. (via the Presurfer)
In honor of his 5th anniversary, J-Walk designed a new coffee cup, with the names of his regular commenters on it! Yeah, I’m in there.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.
"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."
VENDING MACHINE
A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, and pressed the button labeled, "Coffee, double cream, sugar." No cup appeared. Then two nozzles went into action, one sending forth coffee, the other, cream. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain where the cup should have been, the machine turned off. "Now that's real automation," the man exclaimed. "This thing even drinks it for you!"
ICE
I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay. Finally, the clerk came to the window looking frustrated, and announced, "I'm having a problem. The ice keeps melting."
GENDER ROLES
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
Previously at Miss Cellania: Coffee, Coffee and Chocolate, and Chocolate and Coffee.
Thought for today: Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. -Stephanie Piro
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“There are worlds,” the ronin said. “Worlds far out in the edge of the sky, whose distance from the Earth curses them. They receive no beans from the home world, so distant are they, so far, and their lives are that much darker. Every night I write a prayer for them, and burn it with my best beans in the hope that the aroma will reach them.”