Two years later, I finally got Biscuit neutered. It’s sad in a way, since he was such a charmingly macho cat, but it was neccessary. He was spending all his time trying to get outside, and he’s not familiar with automobiles and what they can do. After his procedure and an overnight stay at the clinic, he slept all day (but was back on duty in the bunkbed at bedtime). I explained to Princess that he probably didn’t sleep at the animal clinic because he was scared and thought he’d never come home, and wondering what parts they were going to cut off tomorrow. She said she wished we could have explained it to him ahead of time. No, I don’t think so... tell a guy your going to remove his nads, and he’d be up a tree and you’d never get him down!

Funny Cats (via PAgent’s Video Picks)

The Laws of Cat Physics. (via the Presurfer)

The Cat Diaries.

Automating your cat care.

Which LOLcat are you?
LET ME SHOW YOU MY NINE QUESTIONS.
My nine questions.
Let me show you them.

Your Score: Lion Warning Cat 58% Affectionate, 54% Excitable, 20% Hungry

You are the good Samaritan of the lolcat world. Protecting others from danger by shouting observations and guidance in cases of imminent threat, you believe in the well-being of everyone.
To see all possible results, checka dis.

 
40-pound housecat sets world record.

Kitty Heaven.

Cat eating corn on the cob. This is such an appealing video.

Kitten eating a melon. Aww.

Dressed-up cat dies of embarassment. (via Gorilla Mask)

Free: the worst cat.

The following cartoon is the genius of xkcd. Click to enlarge.

CAT TRAINING

(via Phil’s Phun)
Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat.

To my distress,he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post.

"Don't worry," my husband reassured me.

"I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently"trained" our new pet.

Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly.

For the next 16 years, whenever hewanted to go outside,

he scratched the back of the sofa.

REVENGE

(Thanks, Rich!)
One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door.  She was a sorry sight, starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.  We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.  We didn't know what to call her so we named her "Pussycat." 

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.  He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.  My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."  He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.

My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.  The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband and calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.  They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. 

The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.  A side door opened and the vet leaned in -- he had obviously seen my husband arrive. 

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more.  We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose.  Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.  God only knows who the father is!" 

Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!

HEAT (a love story)

Previously at Miss Cellania: many posts on cats.

Thought for today: I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.

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