Every once in a while, the question comes up “If you were restricted to only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?” The majority answer in a group of people is always pizza. This takes in both nutritional value and taste. Pizza has carbohydrates in the crust, vegetables inthe toppings and sauce, dairy products in the cheese (if its a well-made pizza) and meat, too. Plus, you don’t dirty up any dishes eating it (although you will when cooking one from scratch). My kids and I get carryout pizza at least once a week. We order a large pepperoni with banana peppers on one third of it. Usually that’s what we get, and I get the banana peppers. Sometimes, they hear “peppers on the side” or “peppers on half”, but if they don’t ask for a name, we know it’s going to be just the way we want it. Now, if I could just get the local parlor to charge us the same amount for each pizza...

The title image is by Chrissie Altese, posted at  BBWW: The Fat Wonder Woman Blog.



Pizza Delivery Job

From your pizza delivery girl.

Pizza Hut waitress gets $10,000 tip. No, it wasn’t a mistake.

President Bush loves cheeseburger pizza. (via J-Walk Blog)

When Pizzas Attack! My kid had to explain this game to me. You collect pizzas and kill the vegetables, beat them with a breadstick, or throw pepper bombs at them. Collect coins and buy more pepper bombs. Ya gotta love a game like that.

Pizza Passion. Click your mouse to keep the pizza in the air. (via Ursi’s Blog)

Strongbad sells pizza.

Pizza Halloween costume for your baby. Oh yeah, there’s one for adults, too; it’s just not quite as cute.

Today's Survival Tip

(Thanks, Phil!)

Next time you are too drunk to drive:

Walk to the nearest pizza shop, place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home.

What Your Pizza Reveals

Miss Cellania, your appetite is pretty average. You don't go overboard - but you don't deprive yourself either. You are a very picky pizza eater. Not any pizza will do. You fit in best in the Northeast part of the US. You like food that's traditional and well crafted. You aren't impressed with "gourmet" foods. You are dependable, loyal, and conservative with your choices. You are a flavorful and bold person. You should consider traveling to Spain. The stereotype that best fits you is geek. You're the type most likely to order pizza to avoid leaving your computer. This test has Miss C pegged!

 

How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste!

The Tip

A college student was delivering pizza to a regular customer's house in New York. The guy who answered the door asked him, "What is the usual tip?"

"Well," replied the youth,"this is my first trip here, but the other guys say if I get a quarter out of you, I'll be doing great."

"Is that so?" snorted the man. "Well, just to show them how wrong they are, here's five dollars."

"Thanks!" replied the youth, "I'll put this in my school fund."

"What are you studying?" asked the man.

The lad smiled and said: "Applied psychology."

FBI pizza

FBI agents conducted a "search and seizure" at the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital in San Diego, which was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of poring over many rooms of financial records, some sixty FBI agents worked up quite an appetite. The case agent in charge of the investigation called a local pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place:

Agent: Hello. I would like to order nineteen large pizzas and sixty-seven cans of soda.

Pizza man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.

Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You'll have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza man: How are you going to pay for this?

Agent: I have my check book right here.

Pizza man: And you are all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right, everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza man: I don't think so.
Click.

Thought for today: Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

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