Halloween Costume Parade
Monday, 10.29.07 @ 12:22AM
People have been going nuts looking up “Halloween Costumes” on Google. How do I know? An awful lot of them end up here, checking out my previous posts on the subject. But every year, there’s a new crop of costume to die for, and costumes that make you wish you were dead. I don’t remember Halloween costumes from my childhood (it was so long ago), but I’ve had plenty as an adult. Strangely, they have all been recycled. Whatever I wore on Halloween was made for an earlier event. I’ve been the Easter Bunny, Supergirl, and a leprechaun for radio promotions. I don't think I wore the leprechaun outfit for Halloween, but one year I was the Easter Bunny. That got some laughs! I was Strawberry Shortcake one year in a retail sales promotion. My Rocky Horror costume was for, uh, Rocky Horror screenings. My Star Trek uniform was for cons. One of these days, I’ll get those pictures scanned. But not today.
This Halloween -Nikki Katt
Raisin Hell. The story of a fourth grader and the coolest costume in the world. Or so he thought.
Around Halloween, you find yourself uttering words that could get you arrested any other time of the year.
Double Viking’s favorite Halloween costumes
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Top 10 Topical Halloween Costumes Everyone Will Be Wearing Even Though We Wish They Wouldn’t. (via Gorilla Mask)
The Talking Rat Cap. This would be a real conversation-starter at a party. Literally. (via Everlasting Blort)
This guy was just a bystander. (via Unique Daily)
The cleverest Pacman costume ever. (via Dump Trumpet)
Aw, man, look at this poor kid. So what if it's Photoshopped, that expression is priceless! (via My 2 Second Shelf Life)
Create your own realistic werewolf costume.
The 30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes. (via Unique Daily)
Flying Spaghetti Monster costume.
Tips on making your own FSM costume.
Sandy Walsh’s costume from 2004 called “Frylock”.
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You can’t do your own elf ears. You just can’t. But here are instructions to do someone else’s.
The Do-It-Yourself Optimus Prime Halloween Costume.
Reposting in case you missed it a couple of weeks ago: Ten Epic Halloween Costumes. And then there’s the followup, where mental_floss readers share their most memorable costumes.
Yip Yips
ROCKY
One Halloween a trick-or-treater came to my door dressed as 'Rocky' in boxing gloves and satin shorts. Soon after I gave him some goodies, he returned for more.
"Aren't you the same 'Rocky' who left my doorstep a few minutes ago?" I asked.
"Yes," he replied, "but now I'm the sequel. I'll be back three more times tonight too."
YOU CAN’T WIN
There once was a man with a bald head and a peg leg who was in need of a Halloween costume. So he wrote to a costume company, who promptly sent him a bandana and a hook so he could be a pirate.
Outraged that they were making fun of his peg leg, he fired off a complaint letter. In order to please him, the costume company sent him a monk’s costume saying that it would be perfect for his baldhead.
Now outraged that they were making fun of his baldhead, the man sent another angry letter. Soon after, another package arrived in the mail — a package of caramel. Attached was a note:
“Stick the peg leg up your ass, dip your head in caramel, and go as a caramel apple.”
Previously at Miss Cellania: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly and Halloween Costumes
Thought for today: If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not. -Jack Handy
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