After  about three weeks of practically living together, Sam and his assistant said goodbye a few days ago. I was tickled pink at the bathroom remodel and the fact that my roof does not leak in my bedroom anymore, so hired them to fix some other stuff that’s been bugging me. They repaired a sink, the back door, replaced the storm door in front,  removed the ancient floor furnace, and built a patch for the hole. I immediately noticed how much warmer the house is when the holes are closed and the doors can shut! They asked if I needed anything else done. Well, yeah, but go on now and I’ll call you when I have some more money. I’m still debating about posting before and after pictures of the bathroom, because the before pictures look so awful. So here’s just one photo of the finished product, to show off the new color scheme we are trying out.



The Internet Stars are Viral

Mind Tricks Explained: The latest research on déjà vu, out-of-body experiences and other head games.

Stationery Movies: Identify a feature film by these video depictions in office supplies.

Cereal Killers.

The new gay stereotype.

What kind of blogger are you? (via Writing from the Inside Out)

The Top 15 Manipulated Photographs. Someone could make a lot of money selling the Katie Couric Treatment.

The Top Ten Sexiest Commercials Ever.

The Great Pizza Orientation Test. One half mushrooms, one half pepperoni, and one half silliness.

Undercover Clergy

(via Bits and Pieces)
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "freedom." As they were crossing an open area, who should come along but a group of ladies from town.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the minister and the priest covered their privates and the rabbi covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the minister and the priest asked the rabbi why he covered his face rather than his privates.

The rabbi replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."

What would happen if you stayed awake for eleven days? I might get caught up with work, but I’d also be ready to strangle someone.

Ricardo Cabello made this lovely animation. Move your mouse over it. Nice stress break, isn’t it?

Stephen Colbert Reaches Double Digits As Third-Party Candidate.

A list of links to Halloween parties in some major cities.

Crazy Things You Can Say to Get Everyone’s Attention. The first one was posted as a headline on a popular aggregator and got quite a few phone numbers from true believers. 

12 Reasons why gay people should not be allowed to marry.

Cat Found! Does this one belong to you?

Political Debate Bingo!

Gothtober is a collaborative multimedia project featuring a different artist for each day in the month of October, with a nautical theme for this year. Move your mouse over the ship on the flash page to select a date, but you cannot see an art project until the date for it has arrived. There are videos, graphics, animations, and games. I spent way too much time on Pirate’s Hangman, which you’ll find on day three! (Thanks, Cristin!)

BOUDREAUX AND THE DEVIL

Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell.

In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux. When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."

That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."

As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters. When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"

The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"

Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl."

Thought for today: As soon as we lose the moral basis, we cease to be religious. There is no such thing as religion over-riding morality. Man, for instance, cannot be untruthful, cruel or incontinent and claim to have God on his side. - Mahatma Gandhi

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