Jack-O-Lanterns
Thursday, 10.25.07 @ 12:07AM 
What would Halloween be without the traditional Jack-o-Lantern on the porch? Hmm, the answer used to be “dark”, but every house around here that has a Jack-o-Lantern also has strings of orange and purple lights now. But traditional still rules, so even though half the pumpkins are plastic, they are there and waiting for trick-or-treaters. I started writing on pumpkins early this year, because my garden produced a dozen of them! A few have rotted since, and Princess took one to school. There are still eight on the porch.
Pimp a Pumpkin! Enter your Jack-o-Lantern in College Humor’s contest by October 30th.
Noel’s 2006 Pumpkins. My favorite is the Death Star, but the Maurice Sendak pumpkin is great, too!
Make a Cylon Jack-o-Lantern!
Nick and his girlfriend carved this Jack Pumpkinhead Pumpkin that was posted at Kotaku. Go over there to see their Zelda pumpkin, too!
What does a 1,524 pound pumpkin look like?
Make a tiny LED Jack-o-Lantern.
Check out the squid pumpkin!
Mathematical Pumpkins. (insert pi joke here)
An Underwater Pumpkin Carving Contest? I didn't even know this was a sport!
Why Pumpkins are Better than Men
Each year you get a brand new crop to choose from.
They are always on the doorstep there waiting for you.
No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
One usually makes a good pie.
So round, so firm, so fully packed!
But just like real men, as they age they grow soft and sweet... just before they rot.
PUMPKIN SHORTS
Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.
What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash
Why do jack-o-lanterns have stupid smiles on their faces?
You'd have a stupid smile, too, if you had just had all your brains scooped out!
Two pumpkin pies are in the oven, and one pie says to the other pie, “Are they really going to eat us?”
And the other pie says, “OH MY GOD A TALKING PIE!”
The Pumpkin Plunge
At a fall festival in Aurora, Oregon, a nearly 1,000 pound pumpkin was dropped onto a bus. Why? For fun!
Previously at Miss Cellania: Pumpkins
Thought for today: If the jack-o lantern on your porch has more teeth than you do, you just might be a redneck.
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Reader Comments (7)
In the Florida Keys?
BAH!
Wussies!
*We* carve *our* pumpkins at the bottom of an abandoned quarry where the water temperatures hover around 40!
http://www.dutchsprings.com/pumpflyer.pdf
http://www.dutchsprings.com/pumpresult.htm