Among the most popular posts here at Miss Cellania is the underwear series. Links to the other posts are at the end of this one, or you can just go to the archives and find the category “things we don’t talk about,” which also contains other forbidden subjects, such as sex.

I came close to naming this post “unmentionables”, which just makes me giggle. My mother used to refer to lingerie as unmentionables just to make me laugh, so it still does. I also considered naming today’s post “lingerie”, but that didn’t encompass the men’s underwear which will be mentioned in “brief”, so to speak. If those kinds of puns make you groan, then clear your throat before you read the rest of this post!

An appropriate song from Joel Veitch: I like Your Pants.

Gnaw on this: The Gummy Bra. Only $9.98.

It took 100 models to unveil the new Wonderbra called Multiplunge! Its designed to be worn 100  different ways, thanks to straps that can be moved around, readjusted, and added to. I also think Multiplunge is just a wonderful word.

Underwear thats Fun To Wear.

RIDDLE

Q:  How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? ? ? ?
Now, think about  it......

A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, and an unknown number of hares.
Now I bet you didn't know that!

How to put on a bra. At least it's how I do it!

How To Put On A Bra 101 - video powered by Metacafe

A “Brief” Secret History of Underwear.

Comedian Mitch Fatel believes it is important for women to wear matching bras and panties.

Remember the Buying a Bra poem I had in the post Cowboys? Here’s a continuation of that story, by cowboy poet Woody Woodruff!

The Answers are very Plain

Well my friend you have caught me
Yes I must confess
But you see my dear...it's that I know
Your shop carries only the best

Now you think you have the answer
And true this very well may be
When you say... when I came in your shop
I was actually shopping for me

But Hun, it's not really what you think
Although you are so wise
Heck, the hat size of six and seven-eighths
It ain't near my wife's bust size

Sure I'll admit I'd like it to be
This fact is truly true
But I'm sad to report the size of her cup
Would be nearer that of a two

By now I reckon you must be puzzled
So I'll try here to explain
My reasoning for buying a bra is simple
The answers are very plain

You see for years I have noticed
How you women you really are
How You use your bra as a compartment
Much like thoses you find on a car

You'll store away your extra cash
Or maybe your car keys
Yes often I have wondered
Just what else in there may be

Now you know here I am right
This I'm sure you'll agree
When finding yourself short of a pocket
Using a bra will leave your hands set free

Therefore when my pockets become full of holes
I buy a bra for their replace
I purchase ones with extra large cups
To ensure there's plenty of space

A Double D has plenty of room
To store all the things I need
And when I'm  out overnight
There's even room for feed

So my dear  I hope you see
That although you're partially right
It's not that I like to wear a bra
When I dress up to go out at night

And as to why I chose one black and lacy
Well my answer it ain't long
You see black and lacy is my favorite
Plus it matches my new thong

Woody Woodruff
May 1 2004

CROTCHLESS

A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up. After work, she went shopping and picked up a pair of crotchless panties.

She went home and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home from work and sat across from him as they had a drink.

She slowly spread her legs..."Honey would you like some of this?"

He replied, "Hell no, look what it's done to your underwear!"

Why men shouldn't buy their own underwear.

Previously on Miss Cellania: Underwear, Fresh Underwear, and Bras.

Thought for today: The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing. -Johnny Depp

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