Jamie Dawn not only explains her proverbial dystopia, but also has a way for you to help US soldiers keep their moral up!

The Ten Best and Ten Worst Companies for Call Center Support. Check the ten best list to see who they are and make a mental note of it, but read the ten worst for the horror stories. Have you heard about the woman who complained about her billing and got mail addressed to “Bitch Dog”? or the guy who had to threaten murder to get his service disconnected? And which company asked for your social security numbmer before they will speak to you? Outsourcing and automation aren’t the problem, its the people who design and implement the systems. What companies have you had the best and worst luck getting call center service from?

The b3ta design challenge this week was for army recruiting ads. To the right is one of the more work-safe examples.

Eight-year-old Zach Bonner is the founder of the Little Red Wagon Foundation, a non-profit organization to help children in distressed situations. Zach began helping others as a response to Hurricane Charlie in 2004, when he was six years old! Since then, he has helped various charities raise funds to buy school supplies, backpacks, and Christmas gifts for needy, abused, and homeless children. His goal is to raise a million dollars for various children’s charities. (via Writing from the Inside Out)

As tornado-damaged St. Patrick’s Cathedral in Iowa City was demolished yesterday, the lone remaining resident, Ricky the Raccoon, refused to leave. This photo gallery tells the story. (via Metafilter) 

The future of animation? The Morphable Face Model shows how movie stars can be appear in films they never worked on, or even star in new films after they die! One person quipped that they should have delayed the release of The Polar Express until this program became available. (via J-Walk Blog)

From the inexplicable dumbity department: Put your images back on your website so I can hotlink them, or else I may have to sue you. (via Exploding Aardvark)

Do you miss Fafblog? I certainly miss Fafblog! And so does I Miss Fafblog, Spot!  (via Crooks and Liars)

In France, the movie March of the Penguins was titled March of the Emperors. You can see how this might cause some confusion.  (via b3ta)

SHORTIES

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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50."
The next day someone stole it.
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.... "Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said... "Where???"
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,  "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" .
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving".
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount on both....
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands.
"Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet?"...
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Thought for today: Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.

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