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« Murder | Main | New Years Day 2007 »
Tuesday
Jan022007

Kisses

kisstitle.jpgYou must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss
A sigh is but a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by

You remember your first kiss, don’t you? Even if you are very very old, I bet you remember who it was and where you were. You also remember the first time you kissed any person who was very important to you. I know I do!

How kissing works.

The Science of Kissing.

Why do humans kiss? This article is more of the question than the answer.

Its all in the delivery.

Ten Quirky facts about Kissing. Did you know the average woman kisses 29 men before she gets married? I assume they mean get married for the first time.

The kissing prank. Blindfolded participants in a lip-gloss test thought they were kissing male models, but the models were secretly switched! (via Grow-A-Brain)

ThePhilosophy of Kisses. Do you know the difference between a Socratic Kiss and a Kantian Kiss?

Miss C is a Passionate Kisser
For you, kissing is about all about following your urges. If someone's hot, you'll go in for the kiss - end of story You can keep any relationship hot with your steamy kisses. A total spark plug - your kisses are bound to get you in trouble!

 

Everybody Loves Kiss is a blog of photos of people kissing, mainly from Flickr. If it weren’t in this particular post, you’d think with a title like that, that it would be about the band Kiss.

Virtual Kiss is a complete kissing resource, or at least as much as you can get online. I used it to send an e-kiss!

The Blarney Stonekissmyass.gif

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable the food is terrible It's too hot, It's too cold & the accommodations are awful.

The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. "Good luck will be following you all your days, if you kiss the Blarney Stone," the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."

"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone."

"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."

"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.

"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."

kissleia-lando-han-kiss.jpg The First Kiss

There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing.  They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own  relatives. However, one day he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they  were doing.

His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does  that to a girl will die that very minute!"

On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town.  She knew that he had never been kissed before.

When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt."

He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very minute!!"

She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me."

With that she gave him a hot one square across the lips.

He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!"

She said, "Why are you going to die??"

He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!!"Kisscomment.png

Thought for today: A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday



 

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Reader Comments (16)

No kissing in 10% of the world's population? How boring! Sounds like they must live in some Cat's Cradle world to me.

Hey miss passionate kisser, we need to get you out on some more dates so you can use those smooching skills, BTW! ;)
01.02.07 @ 12:16AM | Unregistered CommenterAnita
OMG to funny
01.02.07 @ 12:30AM | Unregistered Commenterbozette
I've wanted to kiss you from the moment I discovered your erudite, hilarious blog...kiss me, my fool!
01.02.07 @ 12:31AM | Unregistered Commenter'skimo joe
I remember my first kiss and I am smiling at the thought.
Its seems I am a Passionat kisser to not that i get much use of it lately.


Happy New Year
01.02.07 @ 04:07AM | Unregistered CommenterWalker
Yep...I remember my first...not her name, just the first kiss ;-)
01.02.07 @ 05:32AM | Unregistered CommenterSkunkfeathers
A girl named Melody.
01.02.07 @ 06:10AM | Unregistered CommenterCarlos
Now I know more about kissing than I knew was possible. I thought the blarney stone joke was great. Happy New Year, Miss C.
01.02.07 @ 07:32AM | Unregistered Commenterbornfool
*hums "As Time Goes By*

Now THERE is a song for my iPod!
01.02.07 @ 11:09AM | Unregistered CommenterLisaBinDaCity
Anything for a kiss from Miss C...Loved the Blarney Stone kisser....Happy New Year all!!!
01.02.07 @ 11:14AM | Unregistered Commenterderiter
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01.02.07 @ 11:40AM | Unregistered CommenterMiss Cellania
I too am a passionate kisser. I loved this post! I actually love kissing and it's very intimate to me. The delivery video is a hoot! LOL Fun post!
01.02.07 @ 12:43PM | Unregistered CommenterKaren
Happy New Year!
What a smoochy post..teehee
I thought of you often whilst I was away.
Extra hugs for time missed...
It was good reading you again..

psst:All the links worked!

Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one
01.02.07 @ 06:45PM | Unregistered CommenterRaggedy
One time I kissed this really hot babe that smoked and I spewed on her because I don't like smoke breath.
01.02.07 @ 08:06PM | Unregistered CommenterSenor
First kiss, huh?

All I remember was getting a towel to wipe up the drool....
01.02.07 @ 08:57PM | Unregistered Commenteractor212
The definition of an Aussie Kiss Miss C, same as a French kiss, but down under.
01.03.07 @ 03:12AM | Unregistered CommenterPeter

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