It is possible to spend all weekend doing nothing but reading the 9/11 tributes posted by the 2,996 project. D. Challener Roe has gone above and beyond the call of duty in putting this together. Did you ever think you could get 3,000 bloggers to agree on anything? You can find the blogs participating in the 2,996 project at this page. Ben and Noah are the youngest participants in the 2,996 project. You have to read  Ben’s tribute, and Noah’s tribute. Also, D.C. Roe will be on BlogTalk Radio Monday evening at 7 to read some of the tributes. You can tune in live and call in, or listen to the show afterwards at your convenience. All the victims have been assigned to at least one blog, but you can still participate, since they are going through the list a second time. Signups are open til midnight tonight (September 10) at the 2,996 blog. But if you need a break from the heavy stories in the tributes, here are some of this week’s best links.

How to submit the ultimate post for the big dog blogs.

You always wanted to be an artist, but the problem is, you have no talent. Arbroath found a kit where you can make a portrait, or a funny face. Most of them would be funny.

When I grow up I want to be...  yes, there really have been people who farted for a living. There are lots of websites on farts. And they said the internet would civilize the world.

I was doing an image search and cam eacross a site called Female Freedom, subtitled The Freedom to Pee Standing Up. What? Its in French, but the pictures are interesting.

The big philosophical questions we all want answered are: Is it Friday? Is it 5:30? What’s for supper? How many days til Christmas? Can spiders fart? The internet can help with some of these, but not all.

WHAT A NAME!

A man was walking down the street and he met a small boy. The man asked what was his name.
The boy replied, 'six and seven-eighths.'
The man asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and he replied, 'they just picked it out of a hat.'

Tijuana Flats has listed the 15 Hottest Sauces in the World. Some really imaginative names they have, too.

Super slow-motion videos of popcorn popping, and a wine glass breaking.

Here’s your cute kitten video fix for the week. (via Arbroath)

An amazing animation worthy of a stage show.

Identify whose poop that is with this handy Scat Identification Scarf, available in six lovely colors. (via Neatorama)

What Americans know. This is funny, but seriously, there are NINE Supreme Court justices, and I CAN tell you every state capitol in the US.

Egg Way is a pretty fun game once you figure it out. You are supposed to draw a path for the egg to fallinto the frying pan. You have to draw fast and hard (ooh!) to make it work. I broke a lot of eggs learning this.

The Top 20 Japanese Commercials  is well worth a watch, if YouTube is up when you get there. The author was razzed for inaccuracy, because the they are not all Japanese. And some aren’t commercials. But I think you’ll enjoy them anyway.

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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

3 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

20 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

5 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

3 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again

Four American presidents go see the Wizard of Oz.

Stupid Romance Comics. This one is about how you must lose weight to attract the asshole of your dreams.

The Sprinkle Brigade goes out and ... decorates poop. I didn’t know that until I saw the pictures, but I’ll go ahead and tell you. Go see their handiwork if you like. They’re supposedly opening a gift shop soon.

Dervish Flowers is an interactive art flash. Use your mouse to control the dancing flowers. Pretty!

Here’s music video I’m including for no reason other than I liked it.


Thought for today: Tomorrow, which isn't even here yet, will never be the day after tomorrow again.

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