The kids have been back at school for over a week now, and I’ve been busy, but I still don’t feel like I’ve gotten anything accomplished. I have canned 38 pints of salsa and eight quarts of tomato juice. I’ve installed landscape fabric on the hillside behind the house. I scrubbed both bathrooms. I worked on this site. I turned the compost. But I just can’t make myself get around to the things I should be doing... like looking for a job. Looks like a case of the WhatdoIdowithmylifenow Blues.

Check out a pair of “x-treme sports” videos. How fun can it be rollerblading in an abandoned waterpark?  And PAgent has a video of a bicyclist who does some unbelievable things.

Here’s a rude little stick figure animation about penis size. I laughed.

I found a recipe for Hot Sex!

Take a look at this photo to the right. What comes to mind? Then go check out the caption contest submissions at the J-Walk Blog.

Place your vote for the world’s stupidest people in the 4th annual World Stupidity Awards.  Winners wil be announced September 20th.

The world’s most dangerous places. Not for your next vacation, unless you are Bono Vox. Yes, the US is on there, with some pretty chilling stories you already know.

Steps in overcoming masturbation.

What does your choice of browser reveal about you?

You Communicate With Your Ears

You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod.

Whaddaya know. I don’t even have an iPod.

Here’s another website where you can post an odd photograph of yourself within a theme. Museum Spotting? Let me explain. Have you ever been at a museum and had the urge to join in the display? Now, I’m certainly not advocating breaking any laws, but if you do this, and get a photo, send it in to the fairly new Museum Spotting gallery and give yourself 15 minutes of fame. If not, go see what they’ve got already.

Captain Picard has an interesting game to play in the comment section of your blog.  If you try this, let me know, so I can play, too!

Talk about close calls! I don’t see how these folks survived this video. 

Even Daleks have problems with customer service!

Touch My Belly is a blog based on photos of strangers touching this hot guy’s belly. You have to read it to really appreciate it. Or maybe not.

If you sleep too well at night, I’ve got the cure. You can scare yourself silly by visiting Armageddon Online  and see all the horrible things that MIGHT happen to us. (Thanks, Bill!)

How’d they DO that? A video showing upper-body strength. (via Arbroath)

Six Horrifying Parasites. Don’t read this right  before a meal. I’m serious.

GANDHI

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.

He also was quite a spiritual person. Even when he on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite thin and frail.

Furthermore, due to his diet of raw grains, he ended up with very bad breath.

Therefore: he came to be known as a super-calloused
fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

10,000 Reasons Civilization is Doomed only has 217 reasons so far, but they are taking submissions. Reasons range from Paris Hilton to bootleg items from China. The above joke may be another reason.

Like Better is a psychological test of sorts. You simply select which of two photos you like better. The more pairs you do, the more the program supposedly knows about you. I went through dozens of photos before I asked the brain what it know about me. It "knew" I was a teenage male. (Thanks, Bill!)

Remember the girl who drank Diet Coke and ate Mentos and exploded? That video was taken down, too bad. But here’s another, and this one is real. Real disgusting, that is. 

My buddy Joe posts a fishing column called Up The Creek on the Sportsman’s Home Page Forum. Fishing nuts will enjoy this; everyone else should skip to the second half of each column where he tells the funny stories. 

The 2,996 project has signed up a lot of bloggers to honor the victims of 9/11 on September 11, 2006. There are only 240 victims that have not been assigned to a blog. But those are 240 people who are not with us, and deserve to be honored the same as the rest. If you have a blog and are not signed up, go to the 2,996 site and find out how you can participate this amazing joint blogger tribute. 

 The 9/11 Flight Crew Memorial Foundation is is constructing a memorial to the four flight crews who died inthe terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001. The memorial will be in Grapevine, Texas. The Foundation is activily seeking funds with a goal of dedicating the Memorial September 11, 2007.

The Time Fountain is just too cool.  Read how it works, then watch the video. I want one!

Stupid Romance Comics, this one on the “word that cannot be said”.

NEW COMMANDMENTS

Hoss had a post recently where he suggested a couple of new commandements to add to the original ten. In the comments, lots of folks  had their own ideas. 

Hoss 
12. Whistle while you work.
13. Don't give chicken bones to the dog.

Karen
Thou shalt not toucheth your eyes, nose, mouth, or any other *sensitive* body part aftereth you haveth handledeth hot peppers, thou might want to useth rubbereth gloves.

Thou shalt not sitteth downeth aftereth getting a holeth in your pantyhose, the holeth groweth.
Thou shalt not goeth to a line that looks "goodeth," chances areth, you would haveth been better offeth to stand behindeth the ten people in the othereth lane.

Edgy Mama
14. Don't teach small children how to use the microwave.
15. Don't separate Legos with your teeth.
16. Always wash your hands after making mud pies.

scruffybutt
If it itches, scratch it. 

Penny
1. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
2. If it is broke, throw it away before some idiot tries to fix it.
3. If you're gonna live in the U.S., learn the language ... and always use Hoss dictionery when you're unsure of a word.

tanlucypez
11. Grab every chance you get.
12. Love life.

GO SPARTANS
Thou shalt not show disrespect toward Agricultural and Applied Science colleges.

Chris
No. 122 - Wash your hands after you touch that thing.

Sim
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours' dung beetle.
Thou shalt cover thy butt crack.

Carolyn
Thou shalt not get caught. If thou might get caught, don't risk it.

Gail
Thou shall watch thy step around agricultural colleges.

Sudiegirl
Thou shalt not get in the express lane at Safeway with more than 15 items, especially if I'm behind you because I'll beat you about the head and shoulders with a rolled-up People magazine.

Thought for today: You've reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.

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